Oh i think there is far too much washing going on. No wonder the environment is under pressure with you lot showering two or three times a day and the washing machine on the go morning noon and night.
It wsnt that long ago that showers in ordinary homes were unheard of ,people bathed once or twice a week,and kids were all chucked in the same bath on a sunday night !
Before that ,well people didnt have plumbed in baths and had to drag a tin bath in from the yard and fill it manually. I gather they still do that oop north !
Ask your parents or grand parents.
So being a dirty so and so,, i bathe a couple of times a week,maybe wash my hair twice. Brush teeth three times a day,shave my armpits and trim any other ..err.excess hair.
Shave face daily.
Sniff my duds and if they are ok, give em another day..
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