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Why are blacks so sexi?

I'm a Ukrainian/Corsican/Cornish Milo Yiannopolous-style homo. Though I am the one who leads, if yaknowatameen :wink: When I walk down Peckham high street, I feel butterflies in my tummy, in the presence of big brash loud black boys/men, with tough hair, and big muscles mmm. And I think they secretely are all gay, all that bravado must be a front to hide their inner femininity. How can I approach them without getting stabbed, I really want to taste them??

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PWAAAH!!!! xD if you have a fine ass you might just attract some.... work it, twerk it :P xD
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Original post by Parasite
PWAAAH!!!! xD if you have a fine ass you might just attract some.... work it, twerk it :P xD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU - That's my jam!! "He like it when I make this azz vibrate - TWERK". Better start working on those squats!
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Reply 3
Gay, masculine, kinda sexist, and super sassy! Grrrr
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I'd say take your chances - go and tell them all that you want to taste them :wink:
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Original post by *Stefan*
I'd say take your chances - go and tell them all that you want to taste them :wink:


Ooh I wish I could. But one of them punched me when I got a bit to close to him on the bus...I guess I let my cock do the thinking oops :s-smilie:
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Original post by DinduRubbin
Ooh I wish I could. But one of them punched me when I got a bit to close to him on the bus...I guess I let my cock do the thinking oops :s-smilie:


Wait, you actually did that?

I'd punch you too even though I'm in the business. You need to have some class bro.
Original post by DinduRubbin
Ooh I wish I could. But one of them punched me when I got a bit to close to him on the bus...I guess I let my cock do the thinking oops :s-smilie:


What do you mean by "too close", did you violate him by touching anything of his?
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Original post by *Stefan*
Wait, you actually did that?

I'd punch you too even though I'm in the business. You need to have some class bro.


Sorry bro, t'was a moment of weakness. I am a polite boy when the temperature is less than 30 degrees Celcius. But my body' tellin' me yes, when that heat waves hit me!
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Original post by Mr Hustle Bustle
What do you mean by "too close", did you violate him by touching anything of his?


Nope, bus was cramped, but I got a bit excited :s-smilie:
Reply 10
Original post by Cpt. Josh
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. For one thing, I've never head of a Cornish-Ukrainian-Corsican hybrid, so congrats, I guess.


Thanks hun.
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Original post by DinduRubbin
I'm a Ukrainian/Corsican/Cornish Milo Yiannopolous-style homo. Though I am the one who leads, if yaknowatameen :wink: When I walk down Peckham high street, I feel butterflies in my tummy, in the presence of big brash loud black boys/men, with tough hair, and big muscles mmm. And I think they secretely are all gay, all that bravado must be a front to hide their inner femininity. How can I approach them without getting stabbed, I really want to taste them??


ROFL :biggrin: You Are a WHAT!????
Flop it out at them.

Best way to start a conversation. :wink:
Original post by DinduRubbin
Nope, bus was cramped, but I got a bit excited :s-smilie:


What you got excited and dry humped him on a cramped bus?
what
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Original post by Mr Hustle Bustle
What you got excited and dry humped him on a cramped bus?


Nope! But my ensign raised his flag...
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Original post by stefano865
Flop it out at them.

Best way to start a conversation. :wink:


Oh I've thought about doing that a lot...:h:.

But do you think they would stab me or punch me first?
Original post by DinduRubbin
Oh I've thought about doing that a lot...:h:.

But do you think they would stab me or punch me first?



Depends on the dick.

Jealousy might cause them to reach for the knife. :tongue:
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Original post by Thomb
ROFL :biggrin: You Are a WHAT!????


Kinda conservative, atheist, super sassy, and all around fierce!
Original post by DinduRubbin
Nope! But my ensign raised his flag...


What?:mute:

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