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Original post by Ethereal World
You are not alone...There is no ego, when pulling together, to do something good. Sooooo..

Also I had the same avatar as you a couple of weeks back :innocent:


This has been my avatar from the start - never noticed ya before :frown:

I'm giddy with excitement for the Brent movie in August but I'm scared it won't live up to expectations.
Original post by Ethereal World
Keep up the doodling.


"What sort of stuff in the pipeline?"
Original post by lustawny
"What sort of stuff in the pipeline?"


If it wasn't your mum....let's say a man?

Okay let's take your parents as read, someone in the more work related arena.

Yeah but Tim's a friend.

I thought we said not a woman?

Arghhh that's awkward. Can I put me down?
http://observer.com/2015/08/ricky-gervais-is-the-funniest-man-alive/

[video="youtube;akNwLopEda0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akNwLopEda0[/video]

Monday office Madness.

We're all mental. not literally.

“Because it sums David Brent up,” he said. “He organized a thing for staff training, got an expert in, then tried to beat the expert. He couldn’t not be the center of attention and then it just came up that he was all about music so he went home to get his guitar, and that’s a particular thing of mine: you go to a party and someone gets a guitar and you go, ‘Oh **** me, can’t we just talk?’ ”
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Original post by Ethereal World
http://observer.com/2015/08/ricky-gervais-is-the-funniest-man-alive/

[video="youtube;akNwLopEda0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akNwLopEda0[/video]

Monday office Madness.

We're all mental. not literally.


You've already made me watch this, lol.
Original post by ByronicHero
You've already made me watch this, lol.


YOU HAVENT READ THE ARTICLE

and I didn't MAKE you did I :h:

Also this is on the 'today on TSR' widget have you seen ? :rofl:
Original post by Ethereal World
YOU HAVENT READ THE ARTICLE

and I didn't MAKE you did I :h:

Also this is on the 'today on TSR' widget have you seen ? :rofl:


Okay, I'll give it a read.

No, that's true. But if somebody shows enthusiasm for something and sends me a link I tend to at least give it a chance - would be rude not to :h:

I literally don't think I have every looked at that widget closely before 10 seconds ago :lol:

What decides which threads are included?
If you want the rainbow...you've got to put up with the rain.

And do you know which "philosopher" said that.....




Spoiler

Original post by Ethereal World
If you want the rainbow...you've got to put up with the rain.

And do you know which "philosopher" said that.....




Spoiler



She is certainly that too, though. I know this is a quote, but it is worth pointing out that I vastly prefer her IWALY to Houston's :yes:

The article was very interesting - thanks for the suggestion.
Original post by Ethereal World
http://observer.com/2015/08/ricky-gervais-is-the-funniest-man-alive/

[video="youtube;akNwLopEda0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akNwLopEda0[/video]

Monday office Madness.

We're all mental. not literally.


This made me laugh: I get tweets like that. People ask me, ‘Why don’t you tweet about Rwanda?’ It’s a strange thing to say why aren’t you doing something…

Also I genuinely thought he did live in New York.
Original post by ByronicHero
I like to think of myself as bit of a Finchy.


Ahh, Chris Finch... bloody good rep...
Can't believe I missed this thread - nostalgic memories of a brilliant show. Anyway, onto business.

"I will not.... have HER tunnel, bandied around THIS office, willy nilly"
Original post by Aky786UK
Can't believe I missed this thread - nostalgic memories of a brilliant show. Anyway, onto business.

"I will not.... have HER tunnel, bandied around THIS office, willy nilly"


Argh here we go again ... Always like this.....

Who's the Cuban leader ?
Original post by Hobbers
Ahh, Chris Finch... bloody good rep...


Oi stop looking up her skirt- david! - I wasn't
[a picture with Brent's head superimposed on is discovered on someone's email]
David Brent: Who else has seen this filth?
[everyone puts their hand up, including Joan the cleaning lady]
David Brent: You haven't even got email, Joan.
Joan: Someone printed it out for me.
David Brent: Who printed this out for Joan?
[everyone puts their hand up again]
David Brent: Well. I'm angry. And not because I'm in it, but because it degrades women, which I hate. And the culprit, whoever he is, is in this room. Or she, it could be a woman. Women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names - I don't know any - but women... are... dirty.
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I was just wondering, will there ever be a baby born who can swim faster than a shark?
Original post by SeanFM
[a picture with Brent's head superimposed on is discovered on someone's email]
David Brent: Who else has seen this filth?
[everyone puts their hand up, including Joan the cleaning lady]
David Brent: You haven't even got email, Joan.
Joan: Someone printed it out for me.
David Brent: Who printed this out for Joan?
[everyone puts their hand up again]
David Brent: Well. I'm angry. And not because I'm in it, but because it degrades women, which I hate. And the culprit, whoever he is, is in this room. Or she, it could be a woman. Women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names - I don't know any - but women... are... dirty.


How many have I had this week then? If you're counting ? Yknow I could come out with something witty and biting... Like you're a bit.....

But I don't.


Because professionalism is ....

And that is what I want.
Original post by Ethereal World
How many have I had this week then? If you're counting ? Yknow I could come out with something witty and biting... Like you're a bit.....

But I don't.


Because professionalism is ....

And that is what I want.


:K: I've seen The Office over and over but this quote seems to have eluded me. I'll have to look into this. :hmmmm:

Silence! invetigation in progress.
Original post by SeanFM
:K: I've seen The Office over and over but this quote seems to have eluded me. I'll have to look into this. :hmmmm:

Silence! invetigation in progress.


SeanFM investigates :rofl:

Trust me I have the Office script word for word in my brain it's a scary thing.

It's when he's going on to Dawn about how he drinks every night...and she sarcastically goes....'yeah and every lunchtime' and he gets defensive about his drinking habits. .....
Original post by Ethereal World
SeanFM investigates :rofl:

Trust me I have the Office script word for word in my brain it's a scary thing.

It's when he's going on to Dawn about how he drinks every night...and she sarcastically goes....'yeah and every lunchtime' and he gets defensive about his drinking habits. .....


:toofunny:

I can do that with my favourite shows as well :tongue: (if I only I could do that with maths :moon:)

Ohhh, rings a bell :tongue:


Tim:You stay where you are okay? I'm gonna let go, right, unless you stop acting like a fool.
Gareth:Well, you won't, so...
Tim:Well, I have, so...
[Time drops the Stapler out the window]
Gareth:What if that kills someone?
Tim:Kills somebody? Umm, well, they'll think you're the murderer. It's got your name on it.
Gareth:Why would a murderer put his name on the murder weapon?
Tim:To stop people borrowing it?

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