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Who wants to be my pretend online bf? /AMA

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Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
Thank You 😘.

So tell me, when do you grow a penis? 😂😂😂

Oh, tomorrow babes :biggrin:
Once the operation is done, I'm all yours :lol:
Original post by Eternalflames
Oh, tomorrow babes :biggrin:
Once the operation is done, I'm all yours :lol:


Haha I can't wait :sexface:
Original post by DiddyDec
Are you transphobic?

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Are you transgendered?
I work in a gaybar as a topless dancer...... I pretend to like people alot so yeah lets do it.


@ServantOfMorgoth
(edited 8 years ago)
Nah m8, I'm good :cute:
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Not even sorry
Do ye prefer pigeons or seagulls?
I...um...am...um...what?
Let me just leave before I say something I regret...
Original post by homeland.lsw
I...um...am...um...what?
Let me just leave before I say something I regret...


You're already accepted so umm no take backs 😁
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
You're already accepted so umm no take backs 😁


****...
Welp, what happens now?
Original post by Alexion
Nah m8, I'm good :cute:



Aww I'm disappointed :sad:
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
Aww I'm disappointed :sad:


Sorry friend, I'm already taken :console:
Original post by homeland.lsw
****...
Welp, what happens now?


We go on a date and you start telling everyone that you're 18 cuz your bf doesn't want to go in prison to get you know what 😳
Original post by KissMyAbs
I work in a gaybar as a topless dancer...... I pretend to like people alot so yeah lets do it.


@ServantOfMorgoth


your abs are so yummy
Original post by Proxenus
your abs are so yummy


You should taste my cock.
Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
Nah you're too sluty for me 😒


:frown: But I hardly let people touch me when im working......
Original post by KissMyAbs
You should taste my cock.


Original post by KissMyAbs
:frown: But I hardly let people touch me when im working......


So what does telling the Chinese guy taste your cock imply? Good boy? 😓

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Original post by ServantOfMorgoth
So what does telling the Chinese guy taste your cock imply? Good boy? 😓

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I flirt lots okay.....I get paid £75 and free alcohol to flirt for 4 hours.


Aha well I wouldn't say I'm 'good' :wink:
Original post by Alexion
Sorry friend, I'm already taken :console:


Tell me his name so I can kill him :mad:
Original post by KissMyAbs
I flirt lots okay.....I get paid £75 and free alcohol to flirt for 4 hours.


Aha well I wouldn't say I'm 'good' :wink:


Isn't that the textbook definition of whore? 😂

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