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Original post by greatguy401
You worth much less than £30 a day so don't push your luck monster.


bore off, chicken wings
Original post by Awesome Genius
Looking to hire servant.
Will pay £30/day. Need servant for 4 hours a day.

Perks include:
- chance to meet hero
- advice on many issues
- my telephone number
- only moderate abuse
- free access to tap water


The chance to meet @MrsSheldonCooper? Sign me up! :awesome:
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Original post by Awesome Genius
Looking to hire servant.
Will pay £30/day. Need servant for 4 hours a day.

Perks include:
- chance to meet hero
- advice on many issues
- my telephone number
- only moderate abuse
- free access to tap water


I'm quite sure that's a perk.......
Original post by Jenx301
bore off, chicken wings


omg when will you get tired of talking about chicken wings? :mad:
Original post by greatguy402
omg when will you get tired of talking about chicken wings? :mad:


probably around about....

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Original post by Ethereal World
I don't think him being in love with me is the same as me being his servant but who knows anymore. :moon:

Purlease, you thirst about him so much I'm almost convinced that there's a term in your contract with AG that stipulates:
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I, Ethereal World, agree to spend a minimum of 2 hours a day thirsting about you, Awesome Genius, on The Student Room (hereby "TSR").
Original post by Shia Kafir
Purlease, you thirst about him so much I'm almost convinced that there's a term in your contract with AG that stipulates:


As you so astutely pointed out to me the other day, I thirst on everyone. AG is no exception.

Apart from the fact I would like his offspring.
Original post by Ethereal World
As you so astutely pointed out to me the other day, I thirst on everyone. AG is no exception.

All of your thirst-victims are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Original post by greatguy402
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Original post by Jenx301
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I love you, GG, but Jen, please don't ever stop calling him chicken wings. :lol: The chicken wings interactions are a highlight of TSR, in my opinion.
Original post by Shia Kafir
All of your thirst-victims are equal, but some are more equal than others.


Quite.
Original post by acupofgreentea
The chance to meet @MrsSheldonCooper? Sign me up! :awesome:


lol what kind of pathetic hero is that

What's her superhero power? "Mope around the house all day and eat cookies"-mode ?
Original post by Awesome Genius
lol what kind of pathetic hero is that

What's her superhero power? "Mope around the house all day and eat cookies"-mode ?


What is your superhero power, trying too hard to be funny?

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Original post by Ethereal World
As you so astutely pointed out to me the other day, I thirst on everyone. AG is no exception.

Apart from the fact I would like his offspring.


Sloot.

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Original post by Awesome Genius
Looking to hire servant.
Will pay £30/day. Need servant for 4 hours a day.

Perks include:
- chance to meet hero
- advice on many issues
- my telephone number
- only moderate abuse
- free access to tap water


Why don't you ask those girls from Delhi
Original post by DiddyDec
What is your superhero power, trying too hard to be funny?

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My first class Oxbridge degree
The fact I save people's lives on a daily basis
My £200 shirt?

There's a lot.
Original post by Awesome Genius

What's her superhero power? "Mope around the house all day and eat cookies"-mode ?

What's yours? "Spend your life on TSR 'trolling' pretending to be everything you're not"-mode?
Original post by DiddyDec


I know right. It's a real problem.
Original post by Awesome Genius
lol what kind of pathetic hero is that

What's her superhero power? "Mope around the house all day and eat cookies"-mode ?


Yes. Exactly.

Moping around the house all day and eating cookies is everything I aspire to in life.

What a hero. :awesome:
Original post by Awesome Genius
Looking to hire servant.
Will pay £30/day. Need servant for 4 hours a day.

Perks include:
- chance to meet hero
- advice on many issues
- my telephone number
- only moderate abuse
- free access to tap water


Me me me me me PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK MEEEEEEEEE!!

Yes. I trained m dawg.

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