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£30 a day?
I get my servants for free.
Original post by Ethereal World
As you so astutely pointed out to me the other day, I thirst on everyone. AG is no exception.

Apart from the fact I would like his offspring.


You want Indian babies?
Original post by Sandor Clegane
You want Indian babies?


Penny's dropped.
Original post by Ethereal World
Penny's dropped.


Really? How will the Big Bang cast continue without her?
Original post by Sandor Clegane
Really? How will the Big Bang cast continue without her?


They will probably start doing some actual science instead of thirsting over a girl out of their league.
Original post by Ethereal World
They will probably start doing some actual science instead of thirsting over a girl out of their league.


They'd just focus on Amy more. I can see the first ep without Penny resulting in a bukkake.
Original post by Sandor Clegane
They'd just focus on Amy more. I can see the first ep without Penny resulting in a bukkake.


:rofl:

Maybe big bang theory fan fiction is your calling ?! :mmm:
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Slavery is against the law in the UK.
Original post by Ethereal World
:rofl:

Maybe big bang theory fan fiction is your calling ?! :mmm:


I have skills with erotica, evidently. But I'd only do it with Penny cos dem titz.

Though, thanks to those chaps at the Fappening, we've already seen those … and Daddy's disappointed.
Original post by Sandor Clegane
I have skills with erotica, evidently. But I'd only do it with Penny cos dem titz.

Though, thanks to those chaps at the Fappening, we've already seen those … and Daddy's disappointed.


But writing erotica doesn't involve you doing it with anyone :innocent:

Are her tits that great? I never noticed, which makes me think no. :hmmm:

What are you disappointed with ?
Original post by Ethereal World
But writing erotica doesn't involve you doing it with anyone :innocent:

Are her tits that great? I never noticed, which makes me think no. :hmmm:

What are you disappointed with ?


I am disappointed that, without a nicely wired supported bra, those puppies look like they should be covered in maple and syrup and bacon. #pancakes



Never noticed? What are you, gay?
Original post by Sandor Clegane
I am disappointed that, without a nicely wired supported bra, those puppies look like they should be covered in maple and syrup and bacon. #pancakes



Never noticed? What are you, gay?


Oh yes well bras can do wonders for boobies.

Ummmm I am not gay no because I like men too.
Original post by acupofgreentea
The chance to meet @MrsSheldonCooper? Sign me up! :awesome:


Thanks :colone:
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You still around, you degenerate? These posts are always so cringeworthy.
Original post by Awesome Genius
My first class Oxbridge degree
The fact I save people's lives on a daily basis
My £200 shirt?

There's a lot.


So nothing special then.

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Choose me I'll make it worth everyone's while :colone:
Original post by Little Popcorns
Choose me I'll make it worth everyone's while :colone:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I found that too funny
Original post by DiddyDec
So nothing special then.

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Anything is special to a bunch of people that specialise in making sarcastic comments on the Internet.

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