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I just ate a chocolate Easter egg in bed, fapped and fell asleep for 3 hours, AMA.

The unemployed life.

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Awwww so cute! :h:
Why did you eat your Easter egg already :hand:

That's abhorrent impatience.
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life achievement
Original post by Ethereal World
Why did you eat your Easter egg already :hand:

That's abhorrent impatience.


I ate mine last week and have absolutely no regrets.
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Get a job
Original post by mscaffrey
I ate mine last week and have absolutely no regrets.


Smh is everyone on this site delay discounters?! :naughty:
Living the life
Original post by Ethereal World
Why did you eat your Easter egg already :hand:

That's abhorrent impatience.


Original post by mscaffrey
I ate mine last week and have absolutely no regrets.


I'm eating an Easter egg right now.

I was feeling bad. I am now feeling slightly less bad. Definitely no regrets. :u:
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Original post by Ethereal World
Why did you eat your Easter egg already :hand:

That's abhorrent impatience.


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Original post by acupofgreentea
I'm eating an Easter egg right now.

I was feeling bad. I am now feeling slightly less bad. Definitely no regrets. :u:


First the spelling howler.

Now this level of disrespect for commercialised candy hijacking Christian holidays.

On top of al the begging.

I'm not sure what we have is as special as what I originally thought.
was it a cream egg ? :flute:
Fap probably lasted 30 seconds judging by how much self-control you had over your Easter egg....


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Too much info
My eyes
My precious eyes cant unsee this:argh:
If you had reversed the order in which you performed the actions, you would have had a cream chocolate egg!
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Did you fap then eat your egg or eat your egg then tap?


R*ead my blog http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3968961
Original post by Ethereal World
First the spelling howler.

Now this level of disrespect for commercialised candy hijacking Christian holidays.

On top of al the begging.

I'm not sure what we have is as special as what I originally thought.


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Original post by Ethereal World
Smh is everyone on this site delay discounters?! :naughty:


Eating one marshmallow now is better than waiting for two at a later time

Maybe if it was 5 or 6 things would be different

But it's a single ****ing marshmallow for Christ's sake, who cares? It's like giving a tip of a few two p's, it's just rude to ask someone to be incentivised by that level of reward.
Original post by HammerBurst500
The unemployed life.


We call these people a mess
Original post by acupofgreentea
I'm eating an Easter egg right now.

I was feeling bad. I am now feeling slightly less bad. Definitely no regrets. :u:


:five:

Original post by Ethereal World
Smh is everyone on this site delay discounters?! :naughty:


We all know that eating an egg early entitles you to buy yourself another one prior to Easter Sunday. Looks like we're the winners.

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