I just ate a chocolate Easter egg in bed, fapped and fell asleep for 3 hours, AMA.
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sexy voice?
you clearly haven't heard her actual voice
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Awwww so cute! 
Don't patronize me woman.
Original post by Ethereal World
Why did you eat your Easter egg already 
That's abhorrent impatience.
That's abhorrent impatience.
Meh, cos I wanted to.
Original post by GMQ
Get a job
Make me.
Original post by the bear
was it a cream egg ? 
Yeah, Candury's Creme Egg. Had the small one then had the big one.
Original post by Supersaps
Fap probably lasted 30 seconds judging by how much self-control you had over your Easter egg....
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Takes me about 10 minutes.
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Too much info
My eyes
My precious eyes cant unsee this
My eyes
My precious eyes cant unsee this
lol
Original post by Unown Uzer
If you had reversed the order in which you performed the actions, you would have had a cream chocolate egg!
wtf
Original post by Thomb
Did you fap then eat your egg or eat your egg then tap?
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Eggs then fapped.
Original post by thefatone
We call these people a mess
Yeah well, you suck.
Original post by HammerBurst500
The unemployed life.
So if you had a job, it wouldn't happen?
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Original post by Impressive
Well no, this was during the day, sort of a midday nap.
Unless you're talking about a job where you can eat chocolate, fap and nap all day then I'm there.
Original post by HammerBurst500
Well no, this was during the day, sort of a midday nap.
Unless you're talking about a job where you can eat chocolate, fap and nap all day then I'm there.
Unless you're talking about a job where you can eat chocolate, fap and nap all day then I'm there.
Okay. Send me your phone number via PM and I'll let you know when something becomes available.
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Original post by Impressive
Okay. Send me your phone number via PM and I'll let you know when something is available.
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Original post by HammerBurst500
078 673 872 73
If it's real. You can expect a call.
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Original post by HammerBurst500
The unemployed life.
Original post by Tootles
Did you get chocolate on your wang?
Probably.
Original post by richpanda
Living the lay down and rot lifestyle
No.
Original post by Ethereal World
Smh is everyone on this site delay discounters?! 
I ate mine in February.
Also you know the calender full of chocolate you get for the month of December that you meant to eat one of each day? Well one time on 1st of December I just ate all the chocolate for the whole month. I didn't care.
You must be so proud... here is your trophy, sir.
Original post by Dodgypirate
You must be so proud... here is your trophy, sir.
That awkward moment when you get a bit hungry looking at that.
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