Girls how would you feel if your boyfriend asked you to control when he masturbated

Naaaah, I want it to be good. Like, really good. I'm a perfectionist you see and I know I'll regret it if I think I could have pleased her more afterwards. I know practice makes perfect with regards to sex in general, however not to this issue. It won't go away merely with practice. A defunct cock is a defunct cock.

Some of us are highly competitive, if you don't go home knowing we're the best you've had, we put netflix on and don't give a damn.

Yeah but you are being too over the top with it and overthinking things completely. Anyway most girls can't even cum from sex so I'm sure she will be very happy if you just go down on her really well. Just stop ******* so much and try to calm down, honestly, and your first time will not be perfect. It's always a bit awkward, messy, you don't know what you are doing kinda thing. You just have to get stuck in there

But then that kind of contradicts your competitiveness doesn't it?

And if sex is to be perfect always, it's gonna get boring someday

Nah I know all that. My problem is a defunct penis and lack of sex drive becuz too much silly masturbation...

Lack of sex drive is going to kill my oral ability

Well I suppose as a one off I could manage not masturbating, however, one shouldn't schedule sex and I dunno when we'll feel like we want to go the full mile...

Indeed, I lured you into my completely irrational contradiction, but a point of clarity now, if too much perfect sex becomes boring is that still not better than boring sex from the beginning?

Why will lack of sex drive kill your oral ability? You said you want it to be perfect and for her to be pleased. You don't necessarily have to be horny to pleasure your partner.

Just stop masturbating

Indeed, I lured you into my completely irrational contradiction, but a point of clarity now, if too much perfect sex becomes boring is that still not better than boring sex from the beginning?

Why will lack of sex drive kill your oral ability? You said you want it to be perfect and for her to be pleased. You don't necessarily have to be horny to pleasure your partner.

Just stop masturbating

I don't get it, if he's horny enough to masturbate he's horny enough to have sex.

Uh-huh, yes you do. It's soooo much hotter when you know the other person is extremely passionately into you and totally turned on and aroused. Licking you like a dog licking up ice-cream. Not some queasy old man put off by the smell of a vulva... Being turned on makes me move faster, lose my inhibitions, act without hesitation, just go with the flow and also it stops disgust which is common in oral... Nobody wants to give oral to a granny, right?

The white stuff is cocaine. The white stuff is cocaine!

Well this is just really ****ing weird

Please dont say this stuff to your girlfriend..... what does she even think about this stuff anyway?

Your irrational contradiction is becoming a recurring theme now .

At least boring sex from the start has room for improvement. It can only get better.

Cum on mate you can't be serious right now

if it gets to the point i'm dressed up as Stalin banging a Russian peasant do stop me, although we're back to Red Square one this time.

Obviously I'm not going to lol. This is what I rely on TSR for xD

She thinks I'm only ever so slightly kinky :P

What do you mean by this stuff though? I've not really discussed much of this with her...

What happens when your boring sex has achieved maximum perfection? Then you're back to square one. Or are you suggesting the radical proposal of having a mixture of awful and good sex? I think i'll take the BDSM option, I have to say though, if it gets to the point i'm dressed up as Stalin banging a Russian peasant do stop me, although we're back to Red Square one this time.

I mean, have you spoken about sex with her? Is she a virgin too? You were panicking about contraception so I assume you will have spoken to her about that... but I guess I was just thinking you could mention to her you masturbate a lot and are worried you lost sensitivity or something, idk. Me and my ex had sex a LOT and eventually we had to stop for a week or two to get the sensitivity back. You should talk about this stuff as a couple though.

Then I recommend promiscuity for some variation. You could still incorporate BDSM. And I think you'd be a better Rasputin to be honest.