How do I sex?

If you have a penis (or something that looks like a shrivelled root vegetable) you're a boy.

If you don't, you're a girl.


That is how you will know what sex you are.

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
pretty much like this

Hello sir

Very easy. Insert your stick in hole. If you do not have stick you wait for stick to be entered in your hole. If you would like any more information on the procedure I will forward you my video tutorials.

Thank you.

What if you have both smart ass?

Hello sir

Very easy. Insert your stick in hole. If you do not have stick you wait for stick to be entered in your hole. If you would like any more information on the procedure I will forward you my video tutorials.

Thank you.

You are one sick girl.

sir i want tutorial on human sex. your video is inserting stick into sheep so that is not helpful

Hello sir

You requested indian shepherd style so it was to be expected. If you have any more questions do not hesitate to ask sir.

Thank you.

no sir i requested doggy style but you sent me video of dog sex with you

not what wanted. not nice. my erection gone

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
pretty much like this

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
pretty much like this

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
pretty much like this

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
pretty much like this