What do you do with a sick chemist?

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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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You're fluorine us with all these puns...
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Chemistry puns, I'm in my element
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You're fluorine us with all these puns...
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why cant we trust atoms?












Because they make everything up
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What do we call the queens farts? Noble gasses
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
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Guys i got a good one!
What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?



2na
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Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
OMG loooooool
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I laughed at every single one of these jokes... I need help
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My favourite element is Helium, I can't speak highly enough of it
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Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
I have many chemistry jokes, but am afraid they wont get a good reaction
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https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...chemistry+joke
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OMG loooooool
Yeah... I've been Radon many places for puns.
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What did the hydrogens say of the helium
Wanna go get her atomic number?

Sorry
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what do you call a clown in jail
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I sucked air from a helium balloon

He He He
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Why do chemists like working with ammonia?

It's pretty basic stuff.
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I have many chemistry jokes, but am afraid they wont get a good reaction
I do believe that you're one to keep an Iron.
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