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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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You're fluorine us with all these puns...
Chemistry puns, I'm in my element
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Original post by TheOtherSide.
You're fluorine us with all these puns...


Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Why cant we trust atoms?












Because they make everything up
What do we call the queens farts? Noble gasses
Original post by supercrazy
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!
Guys i got a good one!
What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms?



2na
Reply 8
Original post by TheOtherSide.
Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!


OMG loooooool
I laughed at every single one of these jokes... I need help
My favourite element is Helium, I can't speak highly enough of it
Reply 11
Original post by TheOtherSide.
Nah, that one was a Boron one... you can do better!


I have many chemistry jokes, but am afraid they wont get a good reaction
Original post by supercrazy
OMG loooooool


Yeah... I've been Radon many places for puns.
Reply 14
What did the hydrogens say of the helium
Wanna go get her atomic number?

Sorry
what do you call a clown in jail

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Original post by woopwoop1
what do you call a clown in jail

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I sucked air from a helium balloon

He He He
Why do chemists like working with ammonia?

It's pretty basic stuff.
Original post by supercrazy
I have many chemistry jokes, but am afraid they wont get a good reaction


I do believe that you're one to keep an Iron.

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