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A night with Emilia Clarke or £5000 cash?

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5k obv. Spend £400 on Amsterdam weekend plus £125 for a fine Amsterdam Hooker much more attractive than Emilia Clarke.

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Original post by Nameless Ghoul
Imagine how much you'd make by selling your story to the papers. You bonked with the Mother of Dragons. You'd get more than 5k.


would i get pizza tho????????
Original post by stefano865
...or which planet you're on. :rolleyes:


Earth, if it's the Emilia Clarke we all think it is she's fairly average, bit shorter and ligher than the average female and a bit slimmer now with significantly smaller tits than the average woman, restrict it to the age demographics, and that slimmer and lighter goes away.
Original post by Jammy Duel
Or which Emilia Clarke you're talking about.


This one:
Original post by stefano865
Hmmm


Money, defo
Original post by DMcGovern
This one:


i.e. the average one we all think we're talking about
Original post by zanner
would i get pizza tho????????


You could have nyotaimori, but instead of sushi you have pizza.
Original post by stefano865


I'd forgotten how much his face looks like a bar of soap.
Can't really answer the Q but it's made me think if there are any guys I'd choose over £5000...and I don't think there is. So not worth it.
Original post by Jimmy Seville


10 minutes into Animal Farm and chill and he gives you this look


George Oral :teehee:
Original post by Jammy Duel
i.e. the average one we all think we're talking about


How is she average?
Defo not average, especially not for English girls.
She's a beoure!

She fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Probably the money but change it to Margery Tyrell, and thats a different question entirely...
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Original post by Jammy Duel
Earth, if it's the Emilia Clarke we all think it is she's fairly average, bit shorter and ligher than the average female and a bit slimmer now with significantly smaller tits than the average woman, restrict it to the age demographics, and that slimmer and lighter goes away.



Everybody has their preferences.

I like Evangeline Lilly and Sienna Miller a lot. Not really that bothered about Emma Watson or Jennifer Lawrence.

But to suggest that the average drunk woman in a nightclub is as good as Emilia Clarke is clearly wrong. That is what I'm disputing.

Objectively you can't say she is 'average'.

:wink:
Original post by stefano865
Everybody has their preferences.

I like Evangeline Lilly and Sienna Miller a lot. Not really that bothered about Emma Watson or Jennifer Lawrence.

But to suggest that the average drunk woman in a nightclub is as good as Emilia Clarke is clearly wrong. That is what I'm disputing.

Objectively you can't say she is 'average'.

:wink:


Okay, no, she isn't objectively average, she's objectively less than average.
Original post by Jammy Duel
Okay, no, she isn't objectively average, she's objectively less than average.


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Cash all the way😎
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Original post by Jammy Duel
Okay, no, she isn't objectively average, she's objectively less than average.



Now you're really taking the biscuit. :rofl:
Why would i want a night with the worst actor on GOT? She genuinely can't act for :dolphin::dolphin::dolphin::dolphin:. You have people like Peter Dinklage, Maisie Williams and Lena Headey who do immaculate jobs at their roles. Then you have Emilia Clarke pulling a stupid face every scene.

Fam I'll take the 5k.
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Original post by stefano865
Now you're really taking the biscuit. :rofl:


Care to explain? What makes her objectively better than average?
There's no turning down this kind of asssss

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