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Original post by AccountingBabe
I get paid to be masterbated over pfft easy...

:lolwut:

Too much info
Reply 61
Flattered for sure, although their standards would be so low that there would be Jamaicans holding limbo competitions under it
Original post by IFoundWonderland
Life prompts that.



Yep.
id question what the **** they could see in me that was masturbation-worthy
Original post by Little Popcorns
:lolwut:

Too much info


Lol then cover your poor little eyes.
Reply 65
Original post by AccountingBabe
I get paid to be masterbated over pfft easy...




are you a sock?
Original post by AccountingBabe
I get paid to be masterbated over pfft easy...



:teehee:
Original post by shamim2k9


are you a sock?


No you pay for a sock to masterbate in as such the sock is like a prostitute where as I am masterbated over... As such not a prostitute.
Original post by AccountingBabe
I get paid to be masterbated over pfft easy...


But not to spellcheck :P
Original post by shamim2k9
Right I have a random question for you all, but i am rather fascinated to hear the responses.

Picture this situation, somebody masturbates over you. You discover this information (doesn't matter how).

How would you feel about it. How do you respond. Do you find it weird, creepy, endearing...etc.

Please be as descriptive as you can. Does your opinion differs if the masturbating individual is of the opposite gender?. Could you mention your gender in the post too if you dont mind, i'm curious as to how the opinion differs between ladies and gents.

Thanks in advance

Peace


Im male, wouldnt bother me per se. Actually give me quite the ego boost :biggrin:

Oh and any gender wouldnt bother me. Just cos im not gay doesnt mean im offended by a man fancying me - ego boost as well :biggrin:
Original post by AccountingBabe
I get paid to be masterbated over pfft easy...


Original post by apronedsamurai
But not to spellcheck :P


No that would be a **** job.
Original post by AccountingBabe
Lol then cover your poor little eyes.
You'll definitely need eye protection :puke:
Reply 73
Original post by AccountingBabe
No you pay for a sock to masterbate in as such the sock is like a prostitute where as I am masterbated over... As such not a prostitute.


I was slightly hoping i was responding to a sock. No offence.
Original post by DiddyDec
Thanks for the clarification, that has made your opinion worth so much more now.


The OP asked for gender to be included at the end of your comment; was there any need for the snark?
Original post by Little Popcorns
You'll definitely need eye protection :puke:


Haha such a little prude
Original post by Inexorably
id question what the **** they could see in me that was masturbation-worthy


Literally the same thing I was thinking
Nah if someone found me masturbation worthy, I'd be like:

"Well, you don't LOOK blind....and only seem half brain dead..."


And if a girl told me she fancied in court, she'd be sent to jail for PERJURY :angry:

(and a big soppy smile for making my day :colondollar:)
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Original post by WoodyMKC
If it was a girl I'd probably bang her, made her dream come true so that's my good deed for the day.


Awks when she imagined you to have an 8 inch dick and you're cutting it short with 4 :biggrin:
Original post by stefano865
oops :teehee:


Oh, it's just you.

In that case I don't mind :colone:

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