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Have you ever had a crush on someone 'inappropriate'?

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Original post by Hydeman
I snort-laughed at this. :wink: You have a very rich fantasy life.


I feel like I should take this as an insult, but sadly it's true, which doesn't change the fact that could still be an insult XD. My fantasies seem to appear more vivid when I should studying :redface:

Well...at least I know what happened with that teacher that day :colone: and since it's not your brain, you will never know! :colone:
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Original post by Anonymous
the way you are simply expected to be held to a chair whilst they basically explore your mouth. When you're in that chair they really have the power :colone:


True. :yep:

Also, come off anon. :poke: I wanna see who this is. xD
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Original post by Hydeman
:colonhash:

Victoria was a classy woman about whom I wouldn't think so crudely. :angry:



Pretty sure they're not. :wink: I'll find you the appropriate verses/Hadith at a later date. :tongue:



Didn't happen, then. :no:



Maybe dentistry attracts a disproportionate share of the attractive students. xD


Victoria was her name? As in Queen Victoria? As in Victoria Sponge? Loool I bet you would have liked to be the cream filling her sponge?

Haha find them for me :biggrin: but my thoughts will carry on :frown: I can't stop my thinking

Lol believe what you want Hydeman :wink:

Um maybe? But my dentist wasn't even hot... I think the idea of it was just like sexual 😂😂😂 I need help 😩😩
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I feel like I should take this as an insult, but sadly it's true, which doesn't change the fact that could still be an insult XD. My fantasies seem to appear more vivid when I should studying :redface:

Well...at least I know what happened with that teacher that day :colone: and since it's not your brain, you will never know! :colone:


But you love me, so you'll tell me. Right? :frown:
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Original post by Hydeman
But you love me, so you'll tell me. Right? :frown:


Please change the "now" in your post to "know". It's making me cringe! :redface:

No, I love him. I LOVE HIM! OMG love him so muchhhhhhh!

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Original post by ZuluK
Victoria was her name? As in Queen Victoria? As in Victoria Sponge? Loool I bet you would have liked to be the cream filling her sponge?


Don't make fun of her name. :sad: I loved her name. :moon:

What did I say about crudeness? :colonhash:

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Haha find them for me :biggrin: but my thoughts will carry on :frown: I can't stop my thinking


Join the infidels and think about these things guilt-free! No win, no fee; money-back guarantee. :borat:

I need help 😩😩


Truer words hath never been spoken. :yep:
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Please change the "now" in your post to "know". It's making me cringe! :redface:


Done. :smile:

No, I love him. I LOVE HIM! OMG love him so muchhhhhhh!


#Heartbroken. :sad:

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Original post by Hydeman




#Heartbroken. :sad:



Well as a Lady, I shan't kiss and tell. Although I must say...there was a lot more than kissing :wink: (If you know what I mean...) *pokes your arm* :wink:

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Original post by Hydeman
Don't make fun of her name. :sad: I loved her name. :moon:

What did I say about crudeness? :colonhash:

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Join the infidels and think about these things guilt-free! No win, no fee; money-back guarantee. :borat:



Truer words hath never been spoken. :yep:


Loool dirty perv!!!! I bet you wanted to eat that sponge too :wink:

It's not crude! You haven't seen crude yet :biggrin:

Nope! Stop trying to convert me to Atheism :lol:

Urrrrrr you're not meant to agree! :colonhash:
Reply 69
:lol:

Once a guy at KFC gave me an extra chicken burger, I nearly cried and hugged him :rofl: happiest day lol
Original post by ZuluK
Loool dirty perv!!!! I bet you wanted to eat that sponge too :wink:


I'm a dirty perv for having a crush on a grown woman? :erm:

It's not crude! You haven't seen crude yet :biggrin:


Spare me it. :hand:

Nope! Stop trying to convert me to Atheism :lol:


You're already one in practice, so might as well make it official. :lol:

Urrrrrr you're not meant to agree! :colonhash:


:innocent:
Reply 71
Original post by Hydeman
I'm a dirty perv for having a crush on a grown woman? :erm:

Spare me it. :hand:

You're already one in practice, so might as well make it official. :lol:

:innocent:


Nope you're a dirty perv in what you want to do to that older woman... As in do her 😂😂

One day you'll see crude then you'll be like damn Zulu :wink:

Omg no I am not!!!!!! :colonhash: I'm a Muslim and I'm proud 😂😂

:colonhash: Don't act innocent with that emoji
Original post by Hydeman
True. :yep:

Also, come off anon. :poke: I wanna see who this is. xD


despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way
I'm in love with some cougars atm, age gap is annoying me but HURRR DAMN so sexy.
Original post by ZuluK
Nope you're a dirty perv in what you want to do to that older woman... As in do her 😂😂


How is being sexually attracted to a grown woman something only dirty pervs do? I'm not exactly ogling her ass when I think she isn't looking. :lol:

Omg no I am not!!!!!! :colonhash: I'm a Muslim and I'm proud 😂😂


Keep telling yourself that, darling. :rolleyes:

:colonhash: Don't act innocent with that emoji


But I am innocent. :wink:
Original post by Anonymous
despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way


PM me? :frown:
Original post by Anonymous
despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way


C'monnnnn I just posted a very personal fantasy with my history teacher.

Then again perhaps you have more shame than I do.:redface:
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Original post by Hydeman
How is being sexually attracted to a grown woman something only dirty pervs do? I'm not exactly ogling her ass when I think she isn't looking. :lol:

Keep telling yourself that, darling. :rolleyes:

But I am innocent. :wink:


Yeah but I bet you did do that... And I bet you stared at everything not just her ass 😂

I will, dear :u:

You're innocent? 😂😂 that's like saying "Zulu is innocent minded" a lie 😂😂😂
Reply 78
Original post by Anonymous
despite the fact that you poking me with a twig is making me inclined to, I'm not coming off anon after publicly admitting that my dentist made me throb in such a way


Omg pm me :biggrin: I won't reply or anything just curiosity :redface:
Original post by Hydeman
PM me? :frown:


for whaaaat? don't be sad pls

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
C'monnnnn I just posted a very personal fantasy with my history teacher.

Then again perhaps you have more shame than I do.:redface:


lmao shame, well...a fantasy is different that explicitly stating how your body reacted I'm kind of embarrassed

Original post by ZuluK
Omg pm me :biggrin: I won't reply or anything just curiosity :redface:


maybe... cause you're also a muslim right? rofl btw zuluk you're proper bants

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