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Original post by ZuluK
I stopped at 14 seconds... Roughly the time it takes you to cum without even touching :h:

Whose dick hasn't Nympho seen? Now that lies the question...


she hasnt seen urs yet, ur thirst for bbc is beyond imagination of the typical sheltered pakistani muslim girl.. :u:
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Original post by Apache Tyrone
she hasnt seen urs yet, ur thirst for bbc is beyond imagination of the typical sheltered pakistani muslim girl.. :u:


Ah you're mistaken. She's seen my bare, beautiful ****... Did she not tell you she is bi?

Beyond imagination? Awww, don't think too hard, even with two heads you might hurt yourself :h:

it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then :wink:
Original post by ZuluK
Ah you're mistaken. She's seen my bare, beautiful ****... Did she not tell you she is bi?

Beyond imagination? Awww, don't think too hard, even with two heads you might hurt yourself :h:

it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then :wink:


Me and Ethereal are good friends ofc she tells me.

"even with two heads you might hurt yourself" - 0/10 Lmao, that wasnt even a hot par.

"it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then :wink:" - Should i call the feds fam? Should i be concerned for my safety?
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Original post by Apache Tyrone
Me and Ethereal are good friends ofc she tells me.

"even with two heads you might hurt yourself" - 0/10 Lmao, that wasnt even a hot par.

"it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then :wink:" - Should i call the feds fam? Should i be concerned for my safety?


The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit :wink: which you clearly aren't matching :colonhash:

I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am

0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh :u:
On East Midlands Trains Service trains, you can use the free wifi on the carriages which is half and half :colone:
Original post by ZuluK
The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit :wink: which you clearly aren't matching :colonhash:

I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am

0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh :u:


The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit :wink: which you clearly aren't matching :colonhash: - Says the AG beg.

I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am - Hit ur natural habitat (hint kitchen).
0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh :u: - Nah it was a awkward laugh. Kinda like this:

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Original post by Apache Tyrone
The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit :wink: which you clearly aren't matching :colonhash: - Says the AG beg.

I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am - Hit ur natural habitat (hint kitchen).
0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh :u: - Nah it was a awkward laugh. Kinda like this:

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AG beg? :rofl: :rofl: - Mr Tyrone, got nothing else to say? 0/10 par

And here I thought you said you were going to cook me a roast? :s-smilie: You let me down the way you let girls down in the bedroom :h:

Uhuh a laugh is still a laugh whether it's awkward or not :u:
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Original post by ZuluK
AG beg? :rofl: :rofl: - Mr Tyrone, got nothing else to say? 0/10 par

And here I thought you said you were going to cook me a roast? :s-smilie: You let me down the way you let girls down in the bedroom :h:

Uhuh a laugh is still a laugh whether it's awkward or not :u:


Got nothing else to say fam, I was summoned on this thread by @acupofgreentea and @Ethereal World as they said they found a compatible wife for me, but alas, ur banter just isnt up to par with mine. Work on your roasts.

I've already cooked bare roasts fam. Do u even lvl 1 food tech mate? or r u still microwavin tesco pizzas like jheeze louise fam.

Also in bold, imitation is the highest form of flattery, don't beg it. :colonhash:
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Original post by PQ
*unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****


Some threads collapse almost as quickly as train services at peak times. :lol:
Original post by PQ
*unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****


Not before you've commented to let everyone know though. :rolleyes:
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Original post by Apache Tyrone
Got nothing else to say fam, I was summoned on this thread by @acupofgreentea and @Ethereal World as they said they found a compatible wife for me, but alas, ur banter just isnt up to par with mine. Work on your roasts.

I've already cooked bare roasts fam. Do u even lvl 1 food tech mate? or r u still microwavin tesco pizzas like jheeze louise fam.


:rofl: you were summoned? So like a good little boy you came? Awww story of your life, "coming" when you're not needed. :h:

If you can't find a girl on your own, then there is something wrong with you and you're letting all the Black people down :colonhash:

You've cooked roasts and I didn't even know? Shows how good they were. Don't worry lil boy, come back in a Few years and you might be closer to my level of heat :wink:
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Original post by PQ
*unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****


Yet you had to tell us this? :lol:
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Some threads collapse almost as quickly as train services at peak times. :lol:


We are sorry to announce that the... seven thirty-nine thread by... Captain Jack has... derailed. This is due to... the wrong kind of posts in the thread. Please listen for further announcements.
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Original post by Fullofsurprises
Some threads collapse almost as quickly as train services at peak times. :lol:


Ngl that was good :rofl:
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Original post by Puddles the Monkey
We are sorry to announce that the... seven thirty-nine thread by... Captain Jack has... derailed. This is due to... the wrong kind of posts in the thread. Please listen for further announcements.


:rofl:

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Original post by Ethereal World
Not before you've commented to let everyone know though. :rolleyes:


Original post by ZuluK
Yet you had to tell us this? :lol:


Yep

Attempting to derail the deraillers is always worth a try. Did it work?
Original post by ZuluK
:rofl:

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I never joke, ZuluK.
Original post by ZuluK
:rofl:

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a 'mod thingy'

unintentional shade there from you ZuluK.
Original post by ZuluK
:rofl: you were summoned? So like a good little boy you came? Awww story of your life, "coming" when you're not needed. :h:

If you can't find a girl on your own, then there is something wrong with you and you're letting all the Black people down :colonhash:

You've cooked roasts and I didn't even know? Shows how good they were. Don't worry lil boy, come back in a Few years and you might be closer to my level of heat :wink:


I was summoned to this thread yes, with the sole intention to gauge how good your roasts are (indeed you have a reputation).

However upon closer inspection the level of thought you put into them are sub par at best, I feel like retching on how you and other simple minded users find them 'funny' - The badge of unoriginality rightfully belongs to you, madame.

I'm very picky and i'm still confused as to why you are commenting about my private life as i didn't give you suffient permission to discuss upon - I can smell the desperation simmering through my laptop screen.

I've cooked roasts and indeed you felt them penetrate through to your feels, much like how you dream about BBC everynight. I already anticipate the damage control you will make to make yourself feel somewhat better, really doubt you will tbh.

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