What do I do with this racist friend of the family?
So my mum has this friend called steve who does DIY for the house and all that, also lends money and gives lifts.
The thing is he's so flipping racist, my mum allows him to come over and stuff, she tells him the stuff he says is bad and all that.
I was trying to choose a watch the other day to wear to some dinner and he comes over and says "eenie meenie miney moe, catch a n*gger by it's toe" I forgot the rest but I'm always just too gobsmacked to say anything.
Does anyone have any good comebacks?
The thing is he's so flipping racist, my mum allows him to come over and stuff, she tells him the stuff he says is bad and all that.
I was trying to choose a watch the other day to wear to some dinner and he comes over and says "eenie meenie miney moe, catch a n*gger by it's toe" I forgot the rest but I'm always just too gobsmacked to say anything.
Does anyone have any good comebacks?
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I feel for you. My parents are racist, imagine living with that everyday.
I would say something like "Hey Steve, did you put your clocks forward the other night?" and obviously he will reply yes. You say "By how long?" and he'll say "An hour" and THEN YOU SAY "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT 70 YEARS FORWARD."
I would say something like "Hey Steve, did you put your clocks forward the other night?" and obviously he will reply yes. You say "By how long?" and he'll say "An hour" and THEN YOU SAY "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT 70 YEARS FORWARD."
I'm assuming he's white (just for the banter)
Ask him how you can get teeth like his face.
Call him a milky way and compare him to the milky bar kid.
Tell him he's not welcome in a dark room.
Mock how many white people are in prison.
Tell him he's got a small dick.
Tell him his ancestors were slave holders (I know the facts, but banter)
Mock his white van
Call him whitey
Ask him how you can get teeth like his face.
Call him a milky way and compare him to the milky bar kid.
Tell him he's not welcome in a dark room.
Mock how many white people are in prison.
Tell him he's got a small dick.
Tell him his ancestors were slave holders (I know the facts, but banter)
Mock his white van
Call him whitey
(edited 8 years ago)
Just say hey, I don't like you being racist around me so could you stop.
Just because someone makes a racist joke does not mean that they are racist
Just because someone makes a racist joke does not mean that they are racist
Original post by tanzilla.azad
I feel for you. My parents are racist, imagine living with that everyday.
I would say something like "Hey Steve, did you put your clocks forward the other night?" and obviously he will reply yes. You say "By how long?" and he'll say "An hour" and THEN YOU SAY "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT 70 YEARS FORWARD."
I would say something like "Hey Steve, did you put your clocks forward the other night?" and obviously he will reply yes. You say "By how long?" and he'll say "An hour" and THEN YOU SAY "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT 70 YEARS FORWARD."
xD
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
I'm assuming he's white (just for the banter)
Ask him how you can get teeth like his face.
Call him a milky way and compare him to the milky bar kid.
Tell him he's not welcome in a dark room.
Mock how many white people are in prison.
Tell him he's got a small dick.
Tell him his ancestors were slave holders (I know the facts, but banter)
Mock his white van
Call him whitey
Ask him how you can get teeth like his face.
Call him a milky way and compare him to the milky bar kid.
Tell him he's not welcome in a dark room.
Mock how many white people are in prison.
Tell him he's got a small dick.
Tell him his ancestors were slave holders (I know the facts, but banter)
Mock his white van
Call him whitey
I'm not gonna stoop to his level.
Original post by tanzilla.azad
I feel for you. My parents are racist, imagine living with that everyday.
I would say something like "Hey Steve, did you put your clocks forward the other night?" and obviously he will reply yes. You say "By how long?" and he'll say "An hour" and THEN YOU SAY "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT 70 YEARS FORWARD."
I would say something like "Hey Steve, did you put your clocks forward the other night?" and obviously he will reply yes. You say "By how long?" and he'll say "An hour" and THEN YOU SAY "YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT 70 YEARS FORWARD."
Sorry don't get it. Why 70 years forward?
Original post by AperfectBalance
Just say hey, I don't like you being racist around me so could you stop.
Just because someone makes a racist joke does not mean that they are racist
Just because someone makes a racist joke does not mean that they are racist
He is racist.
My mum's tried that but he still does it.
Original post by Wired_1800
Sorry don't get it. Why 70 years forward?
Because he's 70 years behind.
Original post by Longshot4000
Because he's 70 years behind.
Oh, wow.
Original post by Longshot4000
I'm not gonna stoop to his level.
You didn't say he was short
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
You didn't say he was short
He is a little bit shorter than me.
What and banter over slavery jokes
Original post by Wired_1800
Sorry don't get it. Why 70 years forward?
Well it was around 70 years ago when people thought that racism was socially acceptable and were not ashamed for being so (e.g. colored toilets and whatnot). I'm implying that they live in the past, but the year can be stretched to the time of the slave trade, or whichever period of history you feel was the most racist.
I don't actually bring friends back because of this guy, I am actually worried about If I ever get a girl and I have to bring her back to the house and he's there. Girls gonna run like hell.
Original post by Longshot4000
So my mum has this friend called steve who does DIY for the house and all that, also lends money and gives lifts.
The thing is he's so flipping racist, my mum allows him to come over and stuff, she tells him the stuff he says is bad and all that.
I was trying to choose a watch the other day to wear to some dinner and he comes over and says "eenie meenie miney moe, catch a n*gger by it's toe" I forgot the rest but I'm always just too gobsmacked to say anything.
Does anyone have any good comebacks?
The thing is he's so flipping racist, my mum allows him to come over and stuff, she tells him the stuff he says is bad and all that.
I was trying to choose a watch the other day to wear to some dinner and he comes over and says "eenie meenie miney moe, catch a n*gger by it's toe" I forgot the rest but I'm always just too gobsmacked to say anything.
Does anyone have any good comebacks?
you tell him you will win a kfc eating contest with him, he accepts, you win and become overlord and get to spank him anytime he does something wrong
Original post by thefatone
you tell him you will win a kfc eating contest with him, he accepts, you win and become overlord and get to spank him anytime he does something wrong
Erm...
No.
Original post by Longshot4000
Erm...
No.
No.
ok i have failed....ask why he's racist?
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
I'm assuming he's white (just for the banter)
Ask him how you can get teeth like his face.
Call him a milky way and compare him to the milky bar kid.
Tell him he's not welcome in a dark room.
Mock how many white people are in prison.
Tell him he's got a small dick.
Tell him his ancestors were slave holders (I know the facts, but banter)
Mock his white van
Call him whitey
Ask him how you can get teeth like his face.
Call him a milky way and compare him to the milky bar kid.
Tell him he's not welcome in a dark room.
Mock how many white people are in prison.
Tell him he's got a small dick.
Tell him his ancestors were slave holders (I know the facts, but banter)
Mock his white van
Call him whitey
None of which is offensive in the slightest
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