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Can I hire someone here to stop me posting when I'm an emotional drunk?

I'm an embarrasment to myself and others. Like, kill me pls.

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Original post by RobML
I'm an embarrasment to myself and others. Like, kill me pls.


maybe
Reply 2
NO
I can teach you self control
Reply 4
Fiver a day.
Plus expenses.
Maybe AA is a more sustainable solution?

I'm not joking, you need to sort out the issues themselves.

Why do you drink so much?
Reply 6
Original post by Ethereal World


Why do you drink so much?


It was a special occassion ok :wink:
Original post by RobML
It was a special occassion ok :wink:


Can I hire someone here to stop me posting when I'm an emotional drunk?

It seems like it's a regular enough occurrence for you to need a PA to help with your posting habits.

How often do you get drunk?!
Reply 8
Original post by Ethereal World
Can I hire someone here to stop me posting when I'm an emotional drunk?

It seems like it's a regular enough occurrence for you to need a PA to help with your posting habits.

How often do you get drunk?!


It's not a serious thread; don't worry
Reply 9
The solution is to stop drinking then you won't make foolish mistakes.
Original post by RobML
It's not a serious thread; don't worry


Are any of your threads serious? :rolleyes:

I swear I've seen quite a lot of drunk threads from you :dontknow:
nobody cares
Been there. At least 10,000 of my posts were while drunk :facepalm2:
Original post by RobML
I'm an embarrasment to myself and others. Like, kill me pls.


I won't kill you, but I will stop you if you pay me a lot.
You could put a block on TSR when you know you'll be drinking, but as Ethereal pointed out, you might want to look into the drinking, also.

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Original post by RobML
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You seem to have special occasions extremely often. :erm:
Get someone technologically inclined to hook up your computer to a breathalyser, so that you can't use it if your blood alcohol is too high.
Original post by ByronicHero
Been there. At least 10,000 of my posts were while drunk :facepalm2:


Don't lie :naughty:

That would suggest you are drunk less than a quarter of the time. :ahee:

:beer:
Original post by Ethereal World
Don't lie :naughty:

That would suggest you are drunk less than a quarter of the time. :ahee:

:beer:


Actually I recently quit drinking alone and have only been drunk once at all in the last 8 weeks. It was incredible - I only had to drink a human amount of alcohol to get drunk.

This is the most substantial sober spell I have had in ten years. Nice :borat:

Of course, this course of action was necessitated by the fact that, while said in jest, your joke would - for most of my (teens+) life - have had a considerable element of truth to it! :lol:

I will probably relapse, but for now my liver is loving life.
Original post by ByronicHero
Actually I recently quit drinking alone and have only been drunk once at all in the last 8 weeks. It was incredible - I only had to drink a human amount of alcohol to get drunk.

This is the most substantial sober spell I have had in ten years. Nice :borat:

Of course, this course of action was necessitated by the fact that, while said in jest, your joke would - for most of my (teens+) life - have had a considerable element of truth to it! :lol:

I will probably relapse, but for now my liver is loving life.


wow! :five: I'm very proud of that....is that how you do things generally? all or nothing?

And how exactly have you made the drastic change?

More importantly what, if anything, are you replacing the alcohol with?


Well, still, your post count accrued over a longer period than the past 8 weeks.....so I think 10,000 is still too low :lol: <--- copying your emoji :u:
Original post by RobML
It's not a serious thread; don't worry


Then you really need help.

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