Can I hire someone here to stop me posting when I'm an emotional drunk?
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Happy to mediate your interactions, but you won't like my day-rate.
You can pay me to knock you out.
Original post by ThePunisher
You can pay me to knock you out.
Pffft, you wish
Original post by Captain Jack
I won't kill you, but I will stop you if you pay me a lot.
Can you just stop him, period?
Original post by Hype en Ecosse
Can you just stop him, period?
That's illegal
Original post by ByronicHero
Actually I recently quit drinking alone and have only been drunk once at all in the last 8 weeks. It was incredible - I only had to drink a human amount of alcohol to get drunk.
This is the most substantial sober spell I have had in ten years. Nice
Of course, this course of action was necessitated by the fact that, while said in jest, your joke would - for most of my (teens+) life - have had a considerable element of truth to it!
I will probably relapse, but for now my liver is loving life.
This is the most substantial sober spell I have had in ten years. Nice
Of course, this course of action was necessitated by the fact that, while said in jest, your joke would - for most of my (teens+) life - have had a considerable element of truth to it!
I will probably relapse, but for now my liver is loving life.
Fair play to you... 8 weeks!!!??? ****ing hell!!!! How difficult was it going from drinking alone to not??
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