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Anybody have any educational chat up lines for me to use on well educated women. ie if I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes

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Original post by AntEquizi
Anybody have any educational chat up lines for me to use on well educated women. ie if I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes


Nope. And I suggest you not use them. Just be yourself :h:.
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Original post by AntEquizi
Anybody have any educational chat up lines for me to use on well educated women. ie if I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes


Nope, they're all ****
Original post by AntEquizi
Anybody have any educational chat up lines for me to use on well educated women. ie if I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes


if i was a modification enzyme i would be a methyltransferase so i could block your cleavage :hubba:
"According to Newtonian gravity, attraction is inversely proportional the the square of distance between two objects". He leaned in closer and lowered his voice seductively. "That means the closer we get, the stronger the attraction. Can you feel it baby?"
No. Please stop
You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

Your bosons give me a hadron.

Are you full of beryllium gold and titanium? 'Cause you're be-au-ti-ful.
"I have money"
Original post by Lord Samosa
"I have money"



LOL
"I'm £2,000 in my overdraft. Wanna pay for the first date?"
Original post by AntEquizi
Anybody have any educational chat up lines for me to use on well educated women. ie if I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes


loooool
Original post by chazwomaq
You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?


Its a muscle !!
Original post by chazwomaq
You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

Your bosons give me a hadron.

Are you full of beryllium gold and titanium? 'Cause you're be-au-ti-ful.


Its an mussel
Original post by issaaapallaaaas
Its an mussel


MUSCLE**
Original post by Isaacpallas
MUSCLE**

Mussel* Learn how to spell ideot
Original post by issaaapallaaaas
mussel* learn how to spell ideot


sorry psy
Original post by Isaacpallas
sorry psy


kys
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Original post by issaaapallaaaas
kys

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:u




sorry matey
Original post by Lord Samosa
"I have money"


works a charm
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