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How often do you beat it?

Just wondering - how old are you and how often do you w a n k (i think it gets censored if I write it conjoined haha)
I'm 17 and do it like twice a day - you?
Every few minutes :u:
Do you really have nothing better to do than ask a bunch of strangers this question?


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Would you go to a pub and ask how often do they beat it?
Why do it here?
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Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
Every few minutes :u:


Mrs...

Your husband is not enough?

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I listen to that Michael Jackson song around once a week, twice a week if I'm bored
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Mrs...

Your husband is not enough?

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We only have coitus every 365 days on my birthday :colonhash:
Original post by Anonymous
Just wondering - how old are you and how often do you w a n k (i think it gets censored if I write it conjoined haha)
I'm 17 and do it like twice a day - you?


Once a day
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I do two jerks in the morning.
I do two jerks at night.
I do two jerks in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I do two jerks in time of peace, and two in time of war
I do two jerks before I do two jerks,
And then I jerk two more

My shi* is raw @Proxenus
I'm not saying that I masturbate all the time but did nickname my hand Chris brown and my penis Rhianna...
Once every few days. All in moderation. I remember when I was in yr 9 I used to beat my meat several times everyday until I had penis chaffing
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
We only have coitus every 365 days on my birthday :colonhash:


Bad.. Bad example of a husband. No wonder there is such a need from your side.

I shall PM you with further details on improving your sexual health. I'll also attach my phone number and address.

Original post by BristolFresher15
He's always out with Watson. Girl's got needs, yo.


Oh! It can't be.

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Never and never have done.
Original post by Impressive
Bad.. Bad example of a husband. No wonder there is such a need from your side.

I shall PM you with further details on improving your sexual health. I'll also attach my phone number and address.



Oh! It can't be.

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Oh yes you should definitely give it to me :perv:
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Once every few days. All in moderation. I remember when I was in yr 9 I used to beat my meat several times everyday until I had penis chaffing


How old are you now ahahahaha
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How old are you now ahahahaha


17 :biggrin:
I dont beat off the way normal people do x) but 2-5 times aday
Well you don't beat around the bush do you, OP?

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