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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Will you make me macaroni and cheese please? :h:


Sure :h:



Or I can be your gay best friend and send you dosas :rofl3:
Idek that didn't even make sense :lol:
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Original post by nucdev
OK, the phrase "dil phenk fitrat" was the limited extent of my Urdu, but what does "habees" mean? :lol:

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:rofl: lol habees means lazy idiot :lol:

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Will you make me macaroni and cheese please? :h:


That would be perfect right now. I'm craving a macaroni cheese pizza though🍕
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Original post by John55
I am my own pie and my only love is meaningless sex and STD's (which I assume means super transmitted diseases).


So what was our love? A joke? A facade? And for your information STD stands for Sexually transmitted Desire! Not disease! :angry:


:frown:
Original post by nucdev
Sure :h:



Or I can be your gay best friend and send you dosas :rofl3:
Idek that didn't even make sense :lol:


:redface: It doesn't XD

I don't like dosa's though :frown: I'm sorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes


:frown:


:sexface:

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Original post by Adores
That would be perfect right now. I'm craving a macaroni cheese pizza though🍕


Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes


:frown:


Never have I ever felt so much love for an edible item
Original post by Impressive
I've seen you in a box, staring at other lemons. Without a lemon peel, you won't be so shiny after I finish my job. Unfortunately, you'll also lose that great texture.

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Look, I'm a coward, I'll admit too it, good thing for you though, it means I'm totally fine with selling out my family, so, I give you the location of my family, you can peel them all you like, I can scuttle off back to my fruit bowl, pretty much everyone's happy!
Original post by Adores
Never have I ever felt so much love for an edible item


Parts of me are hungry that I didn't know could get hungry! :colondollar:
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Original post by John55
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I COOKED YOU AND PUT YOU IN A CAKE! :colone:
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Omg the way that icing is dripping...IT'S TEASING ME! :colone:
Original post by ZuluK
So what was our love? A joke? A facade? And for your information STD stands for Sexually transmitted Desire! Not disease! :angry:


Love was just a word I used advantageously... :colondollar:

I don't believe you, if anything it just refers to Some Tasty Donuts....
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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes


Omg the way that icing is dripping...IT'S TEASING ME! :colone:


Please stop this or you get no babies

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
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I COOKED YOU AND PUT YOU IN A CAKE! :colone:


OH GOD MUMMY WHAT DID THE EVIL LADY DO TO YOU? :bawling:

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