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Original post by Adores
I can almost hear the soggy smush of a buttery crumpet being eaten


I can feel the middle soggy buttery deliciousness of the crumpet on my tongue. :frown:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I can feel the middle soggy buttery deliciousness of the crumpet on my tongue. :frown:


This is quickly going to turn into food erotica
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Can you imagine what it must feel like to bite into that? The way the gooey chocolate would fill your mouth, all warm and wet and luscious!


Mmm ****
I just orgasmed at that:colondollar:
Original post by John55
She's my celebrity crush, famous actor, I would defend her with my life :u:.

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Ops. Should have told me that before. But no worries. It's in my belly now, getting processed by acids and enzymes. But I think it doesn't hurt that much since I've played with that clementine before.

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Can you imagine what it must feel like to bite into that? The way the gooey chocolate would fill your mouth, all warm and wet and luscious!


And the moment you swallow and that satisfying moan when you realise you have found what you have been looking for... The taste so tantalising... Leaving you craving for more :colondollar:
[video="youtube;5jlI4uzZGjU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlI4uzZGjU&index=37&list=LLhoROIJT81UYrhi-B41CgnA[/video]Boopin to this in bed *starts twerking*
Original post by Adores
This is quickly going to turn into food erotica


It already has! XD



Original post by toonervoustotalk
Mmm ****
I just orgasmed at that:colondollar:


:colone:
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Original post by John55
Sorry, this is just who I am :colondollar:.

What an absurd accusation!

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You play with young girls hearts just for a lay.. Just for a bit of fun not knowing how many lives you have ruined!

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wtf is this thread, its like some weird thirsty bake-off fanfic :erm:
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Original post by toonervoustotalk
Mmm ****
I just orgasmed at that:colondollar:


You orgasm quite quickly dont you? :teehee:
Original post by ZuluK
And the moment you swallow and that satisfying moan when you realise you have found what you have been looking for... The taste so tantalising... Leaving you craving for more :colondollar:


You can't help it, the temptation is far too great and you must overcome your over whelming desire for more but you know as well as it does, you cannot. You promise yourself just one more bite...just one more taste...just one last moment to savour everything you've just experienced. Just one last bite!



(Ohh I feel a bit flushed tbh writing that :blushing:)
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

:colone:


:spank: you made me sin :colonhash:
Lord forgive me cause i have wronged you:frown:
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Original post by Anonymous
[video="youtube;5jlI4uzZGjU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlI4uzZGjU&index=37&list=LLhoROIJT81UYrhi-B41CgnA[/video]Boopin to this in bed *starts twerking*


I love that

http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

Like this song too :h:
Original post by Arkasia
wtf is this thread, its like some weird thirsty bake-off fanfic :erm:
These insomniacs are just in need of sleep
Original post by toonervoustotalk
:spank: you made me sin :colonhash:
Lord forgive me cause i have wronged you:frown:


:colone: Sorry, not sorry!
Original post by ZuluK
I love that

http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

Like this song too :h:
[video="youtube;uuZE_IRwLNI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZE_IRwLNI[/video]Such a song it brings tears :wink:
Original post by Arkasia
wtf is this thread, its like some weird thirsty bake-off fanfic :erm:


We are just tired and hungry people :frown:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
:spank: you made me sin :colonhash:
Lord forgive me cause i have wronged you:frown:


I like that BDSM emoticon thing
Original post by CON5P1RACY K1D
These insomniacs are just in need of sleep


yeah and a glass of water smh
Original post by ZuluK
You orgasm quite quickly dont you? :teehee:


Yes
Got to spread my seeds to all that need it
To do my bit of charity work:h:

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