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What is your useless super power?

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Original post by SeanFM
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Surely the other way round would be a super power?
Original post by hezzlington
Surely the other way round would be a super power?


Maybe. I'm not sure how someone would be able to do it though. Maybe The Flash could.
Scaring people off with my clap haha.
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yoda123
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I can sing the elements song
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M14B
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noice?!
well your finger-work is not.
By tapping the side of my cheek and exerting my tongue and the muscles of my mouth in a certain way, I can make a noise indistinguishable from a drop of water hitting a larger body of water. It's a bit like whistling, but only using the air that's already in my mouth, rather than using my lungs.
I can say the most unfunniest joke in the world but If I laugh after saying it everyone else laughs because my laugh is funny
Doing things in a half-ar......

Nope, I can't be bothered.
(edited 7 years ago)
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Uncompromising pessimism.

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Original post by Pulse.
Uncompromising pessimism.

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Cheer up, and remember:

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M14B
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No?
Must be a Welsh thing then.
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Tom78
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I'm scarily good at guessing the time, like I will be within 10 minutes often!
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ESP- Can somehow guess what someone wants to say before they say it, works 70% of the time
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ESP- Can somehow guess what someone wants to say before they say it, works 70% of the time


That doesn't sound like a useless superpower. :lol:

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