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Reply 1
Original post by mynamshrek
help! D:


Call Adele. She gives great advice from the other side.
u wot m8
Reply 3
it's all ogre now.
Original post by mynamshrek
help! D:


Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Dw he'll fill you up with his love :wink:
Your time is ogre.
Wayne Rooney is a married man. Leave him alone.
You must fulfill your everlasting desire for Shrek by embracing your love for him and by letting him embrace you with his giant green gourd
Use lube
Reply 10
Quite interesting, I strongly suggest you see a therapist then a psychiatrist
Reply 11
Push against his force if you want to please Shrek
Sorry, but he's taken by Fiona. We don't want you turning into a green eyed monster.

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Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
"This is my swamp"

Totally. :rofl:
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If you want to pursue the great green giant, you must remember one thing : Ogres are like onions.
I want him to impregnate me.
Find a big ugly fat guy and spray him green, of course.
Original post by XOR_
Find a big ugly fat guy and spray him green, of course.


Oi, shrek isn't ugly! :colonhash:

He was my childhood crush, it was then I decided Irish men were hubby material :h:
Original post by C-rated
Push against his force if you want to please Shrek



:rofl::rofl3:
He makes my butthole tingle