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Original post by Rk2k14
Deets fam.


One of the younglings escaped.

Housemates ex turns up drunk tries to attack her, says he'll kill her, tries to break down the front door, screaming in the street, tries to break a window. Standard stuff.

Not even in Croydon ffs
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Original post by Jimmy Seville
One of the younglings escaped.

Housemates ex turns up drunk tries to attack her, says he'll kill her, tries to break down the front door, screaming in the street, tries to break a window. Standard stuff.

Not even in Croydon ffs


Yeeezus.

Catch the couple on Jeremy Kyle next week.
Original post by Rk2k14
Yeeezus.

Catch the couple on Jeremy Kyle next week.


Thing I loved about it was that she wanted him to go, but kept opening the door and yelled at him to **** off, as if all of a sudden he'd stop, turn around and go home.

The guys a complete ******, got a feeling its not the last time he'll turn up either.
Original post by SA-1
If Theresa's daughter is my daughter's mother, what am I to Theresa?

1) Grandmother
2) Mother
3) Daughter
4) Granddaughter
5) I am Theresa


logic pls:

TD = DM

rule: DM = U

TD = U

answer = 3?
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Original post by swirly
logic pls:

TD = DM

rule: DM = U

TD = U

answer = 3?


Nah fam you're wrong

You're a ****ing idiot fam.

Hehe
Original post by SA-1
Nah fam you're wrong

You're a ****ing idiot fam.

Hehe


TELL ME THE ****ING ANSWER U PRICK I'LL OVERSEASON UR NANDOS.

meet me in Leeds.
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Original post by swirly
TELL ME THE ****ING ANSWER U PRICK I'LL OVERSEASON UR NANDOS.

meet me in Leeds.


@Dirtybit @difeo @zKlown @bammy jastard 27 @Rhythmical @Rk2k14 @The Wavefunction


Any of you want to have a go before I show this clown up?
Original post by SA-1
@Dirtybit @difeo @zKlown @bammy jastard 27 @Rhythmical @Rk2k14 @The Wavefunction


Any of you want to have a go before I show this clown up?


What is this mofo doing?
Original post by SA-1
@Dirtybit @difeo @zKlown @bammy jastard 27 @Rhythmical @Rk2k14 @The Wavefunction


Any of you want to have a go before I show this clown up?


I've got daughter, but not convinced.
Original post by The Wavefunction
I've got daughter, but not convinced.


It is daughter. @SA-1 is a lemon and herb type of guy confirmed.
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:rofl:

Only joking

It's been a horrifically long day :frown:
Reply 2432
Embarrassing

I do apologise @swirly
@SA-1 @SA-1SucksBBC @SA-1isfaggt

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives?
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Original post by swirly
@SA-1 @SA-1SucksBBC @SA-1isfaggt

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives?


I'm gonna watch GoT buddy, my brain is clearly not on it tonight

Original post by SA-1
I'm gonna watch GoT buddy


me too :lol:

scenes when I've caught up on MiC but not GoT. :colondollar:
Ffs sr90 tell the d*ck heads running the TSR app to update it. So hard to use it now with the new Android update. Want to talk about new GoT episode and how sh*t Arsenal are but can't.
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Dornish chicks are the one

Oh Lord



One on the right will 200% get it
Original post by SA-1
Dornish chicks are the one

Oh Lord



One on the right will 200% get it


you mean she'd be the one to give it to you :redface:
They're ok, nothing special

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