Bear's Safe Cave

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the Safe Cave is professionally run; all our staff are fully trained and qualified. The Usherette achieved a 1st Class Degree in Garment Management from Salford.

my stay has been a very pleasant one, the heat of the smoothies seem to remind me of very old times… :holmes:

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the bear

Original post by iEthan

my stay has been a very pleasant one, the heat of the smoothies seem to remind me of very old times… :holmes:

there is no need to go Eef... we want you to stay in the Cave with us. you are part of the Family now. you are not leaving....

Reply 22

Charles III

Original post by the bear

there is no need to go Eef... we want you to stay in the Cave with us. you are part of the Family now. you are not leaving....

I shall relax then :yep:

where is the best spot to look over over my French speaking script? :holmes:

Reply 23

EricPiphany

Original post by the bear

Encounter our beautiful dolphins... these gorgeous creatures will be your friend and charm you with their frolicsome antics.
Please tell the usherette if you prefer male/female/other dolphin for your encounter...

Do we get a discount if we ask for a male and a female dolphin?

Reply 24

the bear

Original post by iEthan

I shall relax then :yep:

where is the best spot to look over over my French speaking script? :holmes:

sur la banquette dans le coin. vous ne serez pas derangé.

fromage ?

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Reply 25

the bear

Original post by EricPiphany

Do we get a discount if we ask for a male and a female dolphin?

the Safe Cave does not charge visitors for the use of the facilities. If you wish to tip your dolphin afterwards that is at your discretion. Please do not put coins down their blow holes is all .

enjoy !!

Reply 26

EricPiphany

Original post by the bear

Thanks, I will enjoy.

Reply 27

the bear

Original post by iEthan

I shall relax then :yep:

where is the best spot to look over over my French speaking script? :holmes:

si vous rencontrez des mots difficiles vous n'avez qu'à demander à l'Unicorne magique là-bas

:pierre:

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CoolCavy

Volunteer Team

Original post by the bear

Hei Bjørn , jeg er sliten og hjertet mitt gjør vondt , så jeg skal bare slappe av i din hule hvis det er ok :colondollar:

Reply 29

the bear

Original post by CoolCavy

Hei Bjørn , jeg er sliten og hjertet mitt gjør vondt , så jeg skal bare slappe av i din hule hvis det er ok :colondollar:

selvfølgelig marsvin bare krølle opp over der under iEthan benken.

:hugs:

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Reply 30

AperfectBalance

Rules: Natural Fiber Clothing Only

Now this I can get behind

Is there free pizza?

I must say this is such a wonderful cave the bear. The rules a quite fair. I really love your Blogs

Reply 33

scnotcrazy

am I safe here??????????????????? @iEthan helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reply 34

Charles III

Original post by scnotcrazy

am I safe here??????????????????? @iEthan helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You are with @the bear, wherever bear™ is, safety and refuge can be found :yep:

I am sitting on the bench bear™ recommended :yep:

Original post by the bear

sur la banquette dans le coin. vous ne serez pas derangé.

fromage ?

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merci bcp ! Oui stp !

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Reply 35

scnotcrazy

Original post by iEthan

You are with @the bear, wherever bear™ is, safety and refuge can be found :yep:

I am sitting on the bench bear™ recommended :yep:

are you sure ???????/ he could bite me
merci bcp ! Oui stp !

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are you sure now???? what if he bites me?????????

Reply 36

ZuluK

Can I join the cult? What would you recommend Bear? :h:

Reply 37

username944192

The warm smoothie tastes like a soggy foot, can I swap it for some wine?

Reply 38

the bear

Original post by ZuluK

Can I join the cult? What would you recommend Bear? :h:

although the Safe Cave is a soothing restful environment where stressed out folk can relax and "chill" in the modern parlance, in your case we must begin with a :dolphin:

y good

your special mantram is

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just repeat this special phrase over and over... let it sink into your subconscious...

do not reveal your mantram to the others or it will lose its special power....

now go and lie over there in the fireplace.

NEXT !!!!

Reply 39

the bear