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Have you ever caught someone masturbating?

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Also If you've been caught yourself that would be an equally, if not more, funny story :biggrin:

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:redface: oh boy
Original post by iEthan
:redface: oh boy



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I remember there was this one guy in my school that used to masturbate in class all the time.
Never caught anyone but once my brother lent me his iPod so I could google something and he had left it on google image search results of naked women. Not too bad I know but we were about 13 at the time.
Original post by Noodle0
I remember there was this one guy in my school that used to masturbate in class all the time.


and you knew this because....:holmes:
I caught my cat masturbating
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Original post by Platopus
Never caught anyone but once my brother lent me his iPod so I could google something and he had left it on google image search results of naked women. Not too bad I know but we were about 13 at the time.


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Original post by ForestShadow
and you knew this because....:holmes:


I think quite a lot of people knew, he wasn't that discreetly about it either.
I was awake once in the middle of the night and I heard my sister.

Ffs this is why a 21 year old and 18 year old don't share a room

Ytf didn't she move out for uni? Ytf are my parents so backward?
Does my ex boyfriend count ? All the time if so.
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Original post by John55
Asking the Questions that Matter

Also If you've been caught yourself that would be an equally, if not more, funny story :biggrin:


No.
Have you?
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Original post by Infamous*
I caught my cat masturbating


How exactly does that work?
Original post by John55
How exactly does that work?


The sentence is missing a comma.

Or a 'whilst'
Original post by Noodle0
I remember there was this one guy in my school that used to masturbate in class all the time.


:erm:
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Original post by M14B
No.
Have you?


Twice, once a guy I was staying in a room with on a school trip in year 8, me and some others walked in and he was in his bed and the duvet was bobbing up and down...

Then there was a guy in my maths class who already had a reputation for it, one day he didn't realise everyone in the class, including the teacher, had stopped what they were doing and were staring at him...
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Original post by John55
Twice, once a guy I was staying in a room with on a school trip in year 8, me and some others walked in and he was in his bed and the duvet was bobbing up and down...

Then there was a guy in my maths class who already had a reputation for it, one day he didn't realise everyone in the class, including the teacher, had stopped what they were doing and were staring at him...


Goddam.
What school are you going to?
No but i have been caught😐 :indiff::angry:

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Original post by John55
How exactly does that work?


the cat uses its paw just like any human with their hand

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