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What do you want me to do, sue my own brain?

You dream about eating a croissant in your kitchen every night? Doesn't anything weird ever happen in your dreams?

You were eating in the kitchen? or you were dreaming in the kitchen?

I want you to tell the truth tyvm.

Lemons aren't really yellow

Oh yes they are

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Exactly...

I had to get into London for about 10.30, but I'm now done for the day! Just gonna chill, may even scare the **** out of the train conductor if I doze off and he tries to check my ticket xD

Has anyone here ever had sleep paralysis ? I read about it the other and now i'm too scared to nap :/

Don't worry about copyright, my guys at the Lemonstapo can sort all that out for you

I didn't punch my mother in the face, I punched a bunch of other people's mothers in the face, but they deserved it, all ended pretty badly for everyone though...

Well I did have a hip replacement back in the 90s .

Because I'm not a Lizard... do you eat insects then?

I wish I could just sleep for an hour and be fine for the rest of the day, I could get so much more done... not that I actually ever do anything but... yeah.

Fair enough, I haven't had a bath since I was like 5...they take too much effort.

Ooohhh how was London? What'd you have to do? Loool omg that happened to me once. I fell asleep with earphones and the conductor came right up in my face to try to wake me up and I just opened my eyes and he got freaked out

How are you? Hope you slept

Ummmm.... No, luckily I haven't, then again to have sleep paralysis, one needs to sleep

Awww don't worry... The chances of that happening are very low so sleeeeeepppp!!!!

Yo!! I had a meeting with some really important guy!!!

Yeh haha, poor conductor

No, haven't slept yet, did some work on the train, and dunno when going to bed tonight... Gotta be up at about 7 tomorrow because got another early train!

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Will I get freaked out ? I'm good at horror but um... I don't wana **** my pants

Some really important guy huh? Mr Mysterious

Damn... Mobbsy, sleep for a bit... Even for 2/3 hours or so

Back to London then tomorrw?

Hi, I'm not an insomniac, however I have a question regarding lack of sleep.
I have a moderate amount of law work (mostly adding examples to my work and formatting ~1 hour tops) due tomorrow and a (kinda) large amount of business (~2 hours, if all goes to plan), I want to know how I can do all of this without sleeping or coffee (I feel extremely sleepy 10 mins after a coffee). I sleep very easily also, which sucks. I do have some leeway tomorrow, but I could use your advice.