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Looking for my Kebab Queen!

I want to find the Kebab Queen of my life and settle in a nice place together, have kids and sit at home all day while my 4 kebab shops earn me all the money I need to live. I want someone who likes to travel s we will be going on a world tour.

Kadir.
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Annual Income: 95,000 - 120,000 pounds.
Car: M5
Don't be boring.

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@ZuluK you interested? :rofl:
yooo my dad makes REAL good kebab, so yeah i'll take the spot, but im vegetarian so idk how that'll work out??
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Original post by sfaraj
yooo my dad makes REAL good kebab, so yeah i'll take the spot, but im vegetarian so idk how that'll work out??


Kebab is not meat, kebab is a lifestyle, kebab is life itself.
loooool
Original post by K2G
Kebab is not meat, kebab is a lifestyle, kebab is life itself.


yes kebab is meat, kebab is murder, kebab is obesity
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Original post by sfaraj
yes kebab is meat, kebab is murder, kebab is obesity


Woman!, how dare you talk of such a beauty like that?
Kebab? Turkish? Nah !
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Woman!, how dare you talk of such a beauty like that?


MAN! How dare you eat innocent animals like that!
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Original post by KaminiZindagi
Kebab? Turkish? Nah !


Assad? Really? Nah!
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Assad? Really? Nah!


Well do you eat Assad?:s-smilie:

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im like hey whats up hello
seen you makin kebab soon as i walk through the door
i just wanna eat make me a stack to gulp
in love with the meat i ain't never letting go

and i make kebab with my baby
im gunna open a shop and eat kebab with my baby yaaa
i swear im craving
i just killed some animals lets go eat them baby yaaaaaa

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Original post by Eternalflames
@ZuluK you interested? :rofl:


:colonhash:

Why would I be interested when I have @nucdev??? :u: Nucdev is the kebab to my naan :teehee:
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Original post by sfaraj

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That was the whole point of this title. Maybe you're smart enough to be my KQ
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dya like shish kebab :colone:
Original post by K2G
That was the whole point of this title. Maybe you're smart enough to be my KQ


*flicks hair* ofc i am mate, but are you good enough to be my KK?

plus i was tryna be funny, i figured out from the title fetty wap and stuff but i cba to write up lyrics, no its stuck in my head, i will stab you with my kebab stick :colone:
(edited 7 years ago)
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Original post by sfaraj
*flicks hair* ofc i am mate, but are you good enough to be my KK?


*flicks wrap* of course I am, c'mon baby lets make some salad for our kebabies
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*flicks wrap* of course I am, c'mon baby lets make some salad for our kebabies


hmmm not bad...although it was extremely cringy and cheesy, it was a good attempt:congrats:
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Original post by ZuluK
:colonhash:

Why would I be interested when I have @nucdev??? :u: Nucdev is the kebab to my naan :teehee:


FML I originally read that as "kebab IN my naan" and immediately thought of seekh kebabs :facepalm:

I need to cleanse my soul again @Eternalflames :lol:
(edited 7 years ago)
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Original post by nucdev
FML I originally read that as "kebab IN my naan" and immediately thought of seekh kebabs :facepalm:

I need to cleanse my soul again @Eternalflames :lol:


**** that's what I meant :colonhash: stupid error!!! :facepalm:

I like seekh kebab with mayo :sexface:

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