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Reply 380
Original post by iEthan
a whiskey is what Gavin has brought you :yep:

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cheers big ears :five:

bear™ is off to Bedfordshire

:wavey:

CU 2moro
Original post by the bear
cheers big ears :five:

bear™ is off to Bedfordshire

:wavey:

CU 2moro


bye!!
Reply 382
*morning losers everyone :h:*

today we are going to be all about Cavemen/women/other

since we have this beautiful Cave we can recreate our prehistoric experience right here....

so let's get back to 20000 B.C !!!

All aboard :h:

[video="youtube;UQtCkLx3Oyc"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQtCkLx3Oyc[/video]
Original post by the bear
*morning losers everyone :h:*

today we are going to be all about Cavemen/women/other

since we have this beautiful Cave we can recreate our prehistoric experience right here....

so let's get back to 20000 B.C !!!

All aboard :h:

[video="youtube;UQtCkLx3Oyc"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQtCkLx3Oyc[/video]


:noway:
Reply 384
Original post by iEthan
:noway:


*and here we are in the Cave. it is 20000 BC. Watch out for that Mastodon skull Eef, you could do yourself a nasty.*

Original post by the bear
*and here we are in the Cave. it is 20000 BC. Watch out for that Mastodon skull Eef, you could do yourself a nasty.*


it seems to be lacking benches :holmes:
Reply 386
*ugga ugga. it is nearly elevenses time. Uggarette !!! we need sandwiches !!!! ugga ugga.

*cavemen no need bench. sit on stones.

(edited 7 years ago)
Reply 387
*now if you are all sitting comfortably Uggarette will bring you refreshments :h:
Original post by the bear
*now if you are all sitting comfortably Uggarette will bring you refreshments :h:


me thirst
Reply 389
Original post by iEthan
me thirst


Uggarette here. ugga.

Original post by the bear
Uggarette here. ugga.


not that kind of thirst :naughty:
Reply 391
Original post by iEthan
not that kind of thirst :naughty:


ugga. you have man thirst. ugga. here Gavin. he help you.

Original post by the bear
ugga. you have man thirst. ugga. here Gavin. he help you.


drink thirst, cavebear® (sorry, your trademark expired in 20000BC, you renewed it in 200AD :erm:) not man thirst :naughty:
Reply 393
Original post by iEthan
drink thirst, cavebear® (sorry, your trademark expired in 20000BC, you renewed it in 200AD :erm:) not man thirst :naughty:


ugga. soz. bear think you want how-is-father.

here is beverage.

Reply 394
*after a tasty brew of fermented Mammoth blood drunk from the skull of forefathers we shall do Cave Painting. ugga.
*iEthan feels sick and takes an emergency time shuttle to 2156 for first-class NHS healthcare*
Reply 396
*ugga. Mammoth brew much tasty. ugga. now paint Cave.start with selfie*

Reply 397
Original post by iEthan
*iEthan feels sick and takes an emergency time shuttle to 2156 for first-class NHS healthcare*


Shaman give herbal treatment. ugga

(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by the bear
hehehe the rumours of Ljudmilla are greatly exaggerated... but if she existed she would rock that blonde peasant vibe :h:


You're too modest :h:
Original post by Josb
You mean Goldilocks of course.



I bet she grew up milking cows. Getting out every. Last. Drop.

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