I was only 9 years old and I loved Merkel so much, I had all her photos from Brussels.
I prayed to Merkel every night, thanking her for the life I had been given
Merkel is love. Merkel is life.
@JordanL_ overhears me and calls me a Berliner
I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Merkel.
He slaps me and sends me to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
It's Merkel
I am so happy
She whispers in my ear "Stay in the EU"
She grabs me with her powerful ogre hands and puts me on my chair
I'm ready
I grab my pencil for the voting paper
Her hand grips on my back
It hurts so much but I do it for Merkel
I can feel my back tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against her force
I want to please Merkel
She roars a mighty roar as I put a cross next to yes.
@Josb walks in
Merkel looks him straight in the eye and says "The wurst is over now"
Merkel leaves through my window
Merkel is love, Merkel is life