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Poopsicle won't flush down the toilet AMA

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A record of 21 flushes without going down ever after letting it soak in the water overnight
Reply 1
i guess no-one wants to know.....
Pick it up smear it over your body.

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You just need a toilet with a stronger flush.

I had done my fair share monster turds and they go down easy after the second flush.
Get a large bucket and fill it with water. Put paper towels scrunched up all the way around the edge of the bowl and shut the loo seat ring on them to keep them in place. Pour the entire bucket of water as quickly as you can in a single shot straight into the centre of the toilet. There's likely to be some splash back and mess but you should have solved the problem - this method is vastly more powerful than a standard flush. Best of luck :smile:
Reply 5
Original post by JohnGreek
No, I want to know. How many days did you go without a poo?

about 2
Original post by Kraixo
Pick it up smear it over your body.

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pls no i'd get like some weird disease from it.
Original post by President Snow
Get a large bucket and fill it with water. Put paper towels scrunched up all the way around the edge of the bowl and shut the loo seat ring on them to keep them in place. Pour the entire bucket of water as quickly as you can in a single shot straight into the centre of the toilet. There's likely to be some splash back and mess but you should have solved the problem - this method is vastly more powerful than a standard flush. Best of luck :smile:

OK
the problem is in bold

the thing is with my turds is that you don't ever wanna have splash back or mess because that will make your dorm spell so much of **** the smell won't go away even if you wedge your door open and fully open your windows.
Original post by DiddyDec
You just need a toilet with a stronger flush.

I had done my fair share monster turds and they go down easy after the second flush.

not as monster as mine xD
this turd is superglued to the toilet xD
ew that is disgusting
Original post by thefatone
not as monster as mine xD
this turd is superglued to the toilet xD


Pour some lube in there.
Put some toilet paper in your hand and carefully pluck it out and carry it to the bin outside.
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Original post by faston2k16
ew that is disgusting

it is just like my disgustingly efficient digestive system
Original post by DiddyDec
Pour some lube in there.


wat....
Original post by thefatone
wat....


You heard me.
Reply 11
Original post by Sephiroth
Put some toilet paper in your hand and carefully pluck it out and carry it to the bin outside.


You don't wanna touch that thing....

i can send you guys a photo by pm if you want
Original post by thefatone
You don't wanna touch that thing....

i can send you guys a photo by pm if you want


I have been on ratemypoo.com enough times to know what it looks like.

Have you tried putting bleach on it?
Reply 13
Original post by DiddyDec
I have been on ratemypoo.com enough times to know what it looks like.

Have you tried putting bleach on it?


wat i haven't even posted anything on there....


no i haven't tried bleaching my **** xD
Original post by thefatone
Help.

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A record of 21 flushes without going down ever after letting it soak in the water overnight


photo please.
:redface:
Original post by thefatone
wat i haven't even posted anything on there....


no i haven't tried bleaching my **** xD


Well I suggest bleaching it.
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Original post by ODES_PDES
photo please.
:redface:


really? you sure about it? it may not look so big now the water's chipped away at it but it sure is resilient

Original post by DiddyDec
Well I suggest bleaching it.

right then....

but i wanna see if i can get 50 flushes for it not to go down though xD
What's your view on scat pornoography?
Reply 18
Original post by RezzBerry
What's your view on scat pornoography?


They can do what they like it's not of my business, as long as they're fine with it i see no problem....

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