The Student Room Group

Bear's Safe Cave

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Original post by the bear
Gavin and the sous-Chef are enjoying the music:

[video="youtube;389DkzjHpus"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=389DkzjHpus[/video]


my Usherette™ training says that such content is too violent for the cave™

I prescribe kitten stroking therapy for all that are affected…

:emog:
@thebear
Bjorn jeg er veldig engstelig , kan jeg komme inn i hulen ? :puppyeyes:
Original post by the bear
Gavin and the sous-Chef are enjoying the music:


it's been nice talking, but Usherette™ has to fade into the background now until her operator needs to test more things…. à bientôt !!!
Original post by The Usherette™
it's been nice talking, but Usherette™ has to fade into the background now until her operator needs to test more things…. à bientôt !!!


bye bye :cry2:
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Original post by CoolCavy
@thebear
Bjorn jeg er veldig engstelig , kan jeg komme inn i hulen ? :puppyeyes:


hei Marsvin er du alltid velkommen. bare komme inn når du vil. ha en fin smoothie. Usherette !!

Usherette ønsker du å stryke henne kattunge.



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Reply 445
Original post by The Usherette™
it's been nice talking, but Usherette™ has to fade into the background now until her operator needs to test more things…. à bientôt !!!


bye Usherette™... don't forget to update your timeline :h:

:wavey:
Reply 446
Original post by CoolCavy
@thebear
Bjorn jeg er veldig engstelig , kan jeg komme inn i hulen ? :puppyeyes:


You speak Norwegian?
Original post by Josb
You speak Norwegian?


Google translate does :smile:
Reply 448
Original post by The Usherette™
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Hi Usherette, can I have a back massage and a beer?
Reply 449
Original post by CoolCavy
Google translate does :smile:


Lame. :colonhash:
Original post by Josb
Lame. :colonhash:


Damnit and there was I thinking we bonded over hot girls and EDM music :cry2:
Original post by CoolCavy
Damnit and there was I thinking we bonded over hot girls and EDM music :cry2:


Did someone say EDM? :ahee:

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Original post by CoolCavy
Damnit and there was I thinking we bonded over hot girls and EDM music :cry2:


We still bond over these. :h:
Reply 453
Original post by Josb
We still bond over these. :h:


bear™ apologises about Usherette™.... she walked out earlier this afternoon.

Gavin will help you out with your massage therapy

Reply 454
Original post by the bear
bear™ apologises about Usherette™.... she walked out earlier this afternoon.

Gavin will help you out with your massage therapy


I don't want a guy to touch me. :cry2:
Reply 455
Original post by Josb
I don't want a guy to touch me. :cry2:


:hugs:

Gavin is a fully qualified professional. We are sure his CRB check will be fine when it comes back.
Usherette™ is still here guys…. she is just suffering from sore throat so cannot post atm! :yep: she will meet you in the massage room in 10 minutes…
Original post by iEthan
Usherette™ is still here guys…. she is just suffering from sore throat so cannot post atm! :yep: she will meet you in the massage room in 10 minutes…


:ditto:
Reply 458
*bear™ pops head round massage room door. quickly pops head back again :afraid:*


*has shrewd idea how Usherette™ developed throat problem*
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Reply 459
Original post by Josb
You speak Norwegian?


selvfølgelig. det er ikke biggie

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