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You can't be truly great without going to Oxbridge

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Reply 60
Original post by Wired_1800
Where is that? it looks glorious.


St Johns Oxford !
Reply 61
Original post by iEthan
Using the KS2 grading system, I'll give this a strong 2a. Keep up the good work! Here's a sticker for your efforts:



Ok give me 10 minutes Ill prove to you how much cleverer I am than you and everyone else in this thread
Original post by Paradoc
Ok give me 10 minutes Ill prove to you how much cleverer I am than you and everyone else in this thread


I'd be willing to give you 100 minutes, if you like. :h:
Original post by Paradoc
St Johns Oxford !


Nice
Original post by Paradoc
Ok give me 10 minutes Ill prove to you how much cleverer I am than you and everyone else in this thread
It's been 10 minutes now, not particularly impressed so far.
Original post by Plagioclase
It's been 10 minutes now, not particularly impressed so far.


CIE have just contacted me, they caught then with a phone in the exam hall and, well… you know what happens after that… :shock:
Original post by Paradoc
[or <insert best university in your country>]

Newton
Darwin
Einstein

You name them, they went to / had something to do with Oxford or Cambridge.

If you don't go to go Oxbridge you could end up a loser, just spending your days watching TV


i'll have to go with an insertion it's not the best in general but is by far the best in its field with the certification recognised globally and that's the GIA GG cert

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Original post by iEthan
CIE have just contacted me, they caught then with a phone in the exam hall and, well… you know what happens after that… :shock:

Poor OP :frown:
Original post by Plagioclase
Poor OP :frown:


:cry: :cry:
Original post by Paradoc
Do a DPhil init - piss easy to get in for. My dog could get into Oxford for a DPhil.


Oxbridge is only truly prestigious for undergrad degrees
Reply 70
Original post by anonwinner
Oxbridge is only truly prestigious for undergrad degrees


Agreed
Reply 71
Original post by iEthan
:cry: :cry:


Original post by Plagioclase
Poor OP :frown:


I have destroyed him over PM.

I rest my case.
Original post by Paradoc
[or <insert best university in your country>]

Newton
Darwin
Einstein

You name them, they went to / had something to do with Oxford or Cambridge.

If you don't go to go Oxbridge you could end up a loser, just spending your days watching TV


Excuse me please but you can be grate without going to oxbidge! I'll have you know that not one but TWO of my gcses were As!! and I didnt go there...
Reply 73
Original post by TheWaffle
Excuse me please but you can be grate without going to oxbidge! I'll have you know that not one but TWO of my gcses were As!! and I didnt go there...


If you don't go to Oxbridge, all you can ever do is get a job greating cheese.
Original post by Paradoc
I have destroyed him over PM.

I rest my case.


By "destroyed him" did you mean "completely humiliated myself"?
Reply 75
Original post by Plagioclase
By "destroyed him" did you mean "completely humiliated myself"?


No i mean I showed him proof of my vastly superior intellect to everyone else on this thread.
Original post by Paradoc
No i mean I showed him proof of my vastly superior intellect to everyone else on this thread.


Did you show him your level 5 for KS2 Maths?
Original post by Paradoc
If you don't go to Oxbridge, all you can ever do is get a job greating cheese.


There's nothing wrong with trying to make cheese better than it already is.
Reply 78
Original post by Plagioclase
Did you show him your level 5 for KS2 Maths?


Yeah sort of. Wanna fill him in @iEthan?
Original post by Paradoc
If you don't go to Oxbridge, all you can ever do is get a job greating cheese.


Wel my father and grandfather were proud working class men who greated cheese so i would be proud to follow in their footsteps! unfortuntly I sliced off my thumb trying to great dairy lee. :frown: so i have had follow a life of helping world piece and building stare lifts. Dos this mean I am not grate???? No.......

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