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Reply 580
Reply 581
Original post by brainhuman
Sorry but aren't cold smoothies generally better than warm smoothies?

I could really do with strawberry banana smoothie right about now.


Gavin feels hurt by your criticism of his smoothie temperatures.
Reply 582
Original post by queen-bee
I have no particular allergies


Gavin is delighted that you can enjoy the full range of his offerings :sexface:
Original post by the bear
Gavin is delighted that you can enjoy the full range of his offerings :sexface:


:rofl:
Original post by the bear
Usherette™ we will naturally offer you a bonus for staying on this evening :h:

Also you can have free curry, ( maximum 2 naan breads & 1.5 liters of lager ).

:borat:


:giggle: thank you bear™, excellent service by our very own Gavin as always…...

Original post by brainhuman
Sorry but aren't cold smoothies generally better than warm smoothies?

I could really do with strawberry banana smoothie right about now.


hello,

our smoothies are prepared at room temperature to appeal to the chakra healing properties of the Cave™, any complaints should be shouted in the general direction of the Cave™ from the top of that hill about 400 miles that way…. *points*

have a day,
The Usherette™ Bsc. (Hons) CBE p.p. the Management™
the cave™ management systematics plc. is a subsidiary of the bear™ holdings ltd.
the bear™, management™, the Cave™ and The Usherette™ are all property of the bear™ plc. est. 1761
Reply 587
Original post by queen-bee
:rofl:


He is looking forward to giving you personal service this evening :colondollar:
Original post by the bear
He is looking forward to giving you personal service this evening :colondollar:


5* or GTFO Gavin
Reply 589
Original post by queen-bee
5* or GTFO Gavin


Gavin has been rated 7 stars recently by a professional star rating service :yes:
Reply 591
*all guests may bring up to two other persons with them at no extra charge*

*all attendees must produce their certificates; duplicates are available here: http://www.boxfreeconcepts.com/magicmill/creagodip001.html


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Original post by The Usherette™
Gavin has been rated 7 stars recently by a professional star rating service :yes:


Thank god!
Reply 593
Original post by Thomb
Thanks but what do I do with it?


maybe use it as a mat ?
Original post by the bear
*all guests may bring up to two other persons with them at no extra charge*

*all attendees must produce their certificates; duplicates are available here: http://www.boxfreeconcepts.com/magicmill/creagodip001.html


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I wonder who I should bring...
Reply 595
Original post by the bear
maybe use it as a mat ?


k? Looking forward to tonight I am soo hungry.
Reply 596
Original post by queen-bee
5* or GTFO Gavin


*Gavin comes highly recommended :yep:.....

"I could not walk straight for a week"

Mrs F O'S. Hackney.

"Gavin is a real treasure"

Mrs E W. Edinburgh.

"I did not think it was real when i saw it"

Mrs P. I. Glasgow
Original post by the bear
*Gavin comes highly recommended :yep:.....

"I could not walk straight for a week"

Mrs F O'S. Hackney.

"Gavin is a real treasure"

Mrs E W. Edinburgh.

"I did not think it was real when i saw it"

Mrs P. I. Glasgow


I didn't realise Emma has already seen him :rofl:

Couldn't walk for a week? My god :gasp:
Reply 598
Original post by queen-bee
I didn't realise Emma has already seen him :rofl:

Couldn't walk for a week? My god :gasp:


tbh i think she was exaggerrating somewhat :teehee:
Reply 599
Original post by Thomb
k? Looking forward to tonight I am soo hungry.


there is still plenty of bouillabaisse left over from yesterday... Gavin will heat some up for you right away... would you like a few gnocchi on top ?

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4043039&page=29&p=64756011#post64756011

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