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How to slide into the dms

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What's dms?
Reply 21
Original post by hezzlington
Can you give an example of a good starting line?


'Whats your 6th favorite meal?'
Reply 22
Original post by anosmianAcrimony
What's dms?


Direct Messages
Original post by cxxk
Direct Messages


Oh right.
Original post by cxxk
'Whats your 6th favorite meal?'


You've said this to somebody...?

How is that interesting or funny, if you don't mind me asking.
Original post by hezzlington
You've said this to somebody...?

How is that interesting or funny, if you don't mind me asking.


With everything at steak she could have come up with something more appetizing.
Original post by Anonymous
Step by step process?


Ok easy

Lots of lube
something to slide on, sledge, plate, book, skin, anything that works for you
then grab the meat hard and shake it up and down while liking all her pictures
Reply 27
Original post by hezzlington
You've said this to somebody...?

How is that interesting or funny, if you don't mind me asking.


I've never sent it, but I've replied to a few people who have sent me similar things. Tbf its neither but I'd say its safe, you're probably going to get a reply and its open ended therefore you can easily get into a conversation from it.

If you want to be funny, hit them with a chat up line.
Reply 28
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
she could have come up with something more appetizing.


Ended.
Original post by cxxk
Ended.


'come up' as in taking food to one's mouth

If you're going to read my posts you must analyse everything.
Reply 30
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
you must analyse everything.


Is that you Shakespeare???
Original post by cxxk
Is that you Shakespeare???


No it's Hamlet
Original post by cxxk

If you want to be funny, hit them with a chat up line.


Right because women love chat up lines from random guys they don't know.
Reply 33
Original post by hezzlington
Right because women love chat up lines from random guys they don't know.


Depends on how boring she is I guess.

Hit her with the infant mortality statistics in japan.
Reply 34
Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob
No it's Hamlet


Huge let down in that case, rip:frown:
Original post by cxxk
Depends on how boring she is I guess.

Hit her with the infant mortality statistics in japan.


Nah I rather just make a dupe TSR account of the opposite gender and sliiiiiiide into dms that way.
Reply 36
Original post by hezzlington
Nah I rather just make a dupe TSR account of the opposite gender and sliiiiiiide into dms that way.


thats approx 0 fun
Original post by cxxk
thats approx 0 fun


Ok i'll go for infant mortality rates instead then.....in China.

My kind of woman loves statistics.
Reply 39
Original post by hezzlington
Ok i'll go for infant mortality rates instead then.....in China.

My kind of woman loves statistics.


Mm china's quite a good bet, or maybe Ecuador.

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