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Exam Haiku

5-7-5 please....

tick tock tick tock tick
did i write discriminant
for determinant ?
me likes this
You open the paper in August
And then you realise that
You need to order flowers for your funeral when you get home
Reply 3
fill in the boxes
tracing paper may be used
Hannah takes a sweet
Reply 4
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
You open the paper in August
And then you realise that
You need to order flowers for your funeral when you get home


:spank: 5-7-5 not 9-6-16

August means results
Please Postman bring me A stars
Acha Postie-ji
Original post by the bear
fill in the boxes
tracing paper may be used
Hannah takes a sweet


Please never mention Hannah or her damn sweets again Bjorn :cry2:

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I have tried so hard
for these AS exams, I
really hope they go well

:work:

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Reply 6
Original post by CoolCavy
Please never mention Hannah or her damn sweets again Bjorn :cry2:

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I have tried so hard
for these AS exams, I
really hope they go well


:work:

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Marsvin that was lovely. do not read the spoiler.

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Biology One:
"Independent company".
What the actual ****?
Reply 8
teens drink neat whisky
woodland girls are camouflaged
mayflies have big feet
Reply 9
single covalent
speed of light in a vacuum
please like me ladies
Reply 10
put on your brown cloak
and dance like an Autumn leaf
floating in the breeze
Reply 11
Name organelle Y.
‘Alcohol is good for you.’
phagocytosis
Reply 12
Invigilator
Please don't stand right next to me
Pick on someone else
Reply 13
ah Mr Smethurst
five quid says the first hand up
will be a cutie

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