lesbians

alolime

under 18 lesbeans like myself:

how do you meet girls

Reply 1

eden3

Interesting, never met a lesbean.

Reply 2

balanced

I would have no clue OP, I'm afraid.

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 3

Dnkz7

For a start, it's lesbian.😂😂 I have no idea as I'm a straight guy - guess you should look around online to find LGBT groups like Stonewall or ask the council and I think they can direct you to one.

Reply 4

Anonymous #1

I'm bi, but anyway - just talk to them and get to know them in general I guess.

Reply 5

eden3

Original post by balanced

Obviously you haven't, it's spelled lesbian.

I would have no clue OP, I'm afraid.

*facepalm* I know how it's spelt genius, I was copying how she spelt it in her post... -.-

But thank you anyway Einstein.

Reply 6

Id and Ego seek

were you not given your lesbian decoder ring at initiation?

Reply 7

cambio wechsel

Original post by Anonymous

I'm bi, but anyway - just talk to them and get to know them in general I guess.

in what is more generally the most disappointing thread ever (but it may yet pick up?) that has to be the single most useless post I've ever seen on the forum.

Reply 8

Josb

Original post by alolime

under 18 lesbeans like myself:

how do you meet girls

Make a thread on TSR. Oh wait!

Reply 9

balanced

Original post by eden3

*facepalm* I know how it's spelt genius, I was copying how she spelt it in her post... -.-

But thank you anyway Einstein.

Sorry, I didn't realise the OP had spelled it like that.

Reply 10

Xelfrost

Firstly OP, you need to join the Society of Lesbianism, it's an essential step in the process of finding a date. After all if you don't have a valid Lesbian licence you're at risk of being pulled over for illegal Lesbianing. How do you join you ask? I'm afraid it's complicated, the Society doesn't just take anyone, you have to be dedicated to the cause. But if you are, don't worry, they'll know.

After obtaining your lesbian licence you can begin. But you need to remember that there are many illegal lesbians out there operating without a licence and if you're not careful you could accidentally pick one of those up, that too can lead to police intervention. So remember always ask to see their lesbian licence, better safe than sorry.

You should also learn some of the secret Lesbian society greetings. I recommend the most common, the "Cock block". Simply wear a chicken outfit and go around making dog noises in a public library. This will alert any nearby lesbians in the vicinity that you are also a lesbian and you are willing to date. Be warned though, if any men retort by making cow noises you have accidentally wandered into bisexual territory and they will respond with force if you do not vacate the area within ten seconds.

Reply 11

username1924691

You could try dating apps? I think you're supposed to be over 18 to use them though. If you're in the closet then coming out is a probably a good way to get lesbians attention :colondollar:

Tbf I have the same problem. I want to meet girls who also like girls for obvious reasons but also because it'd be cool to be friends with someone who can relate to my gay first world problems :tongue: