What would you do for your honeymoon?

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Reply 40

SinsNotTragedies

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Oh my gosh, marry me :mwuaha:

Omg

Ladies, follow me...

Original post by SinsNotTragedies

Omg

Well, what can I say? my inner sadist comes out to play sometimes... :colone:

Reply 43

SinsNotTragedies

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Well, what can I say? my inner sadist comes out to play sometimes... :colone:

Are you.... okay? :lolwut:

You must keep yourself pure for that special someone, okay?! :u:

Reply 44

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by SinsNotTragedies

Are you.... okay? :lolwut:

You must keep yourself pure for that special someone, okay?! :u:

I'm fine!

True, true...when will my doctor come? I've waited ever so long... :cry2:

Bora bora me thinks

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

I'm fine!

True, true...when will my doctor come? I've waited ever so long... :cry2:

You're still so young smh. Anyway, we'll search together :awesome:

- but what if we only find one and we both want him?! :erm:

Reply 47

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by SinsNotTragedies

You're still so young smh. Anyway, we'll search together :awesome:

- but what if we only find one and we both want him?! :erm:

We will have to roll a dice.

The naked hulk alongside came, And the twain were casting dice; 'The game is done! I've won! I've won!' Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

:colone:

Reply 48

SinsNotTragedies

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

We will have to roll a dice.

The naked hulk alongside came, And the twain were casting dice; 'The game is done! I've won! I've won!' Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

:colone:

If you get one first you need to set me up :u:

Reply 49

Nayzar

Original post by Impressive

Eat some honey.

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on the moon..... BANTER

Sex?

I'm married and we never went on a honeymoon. :sad:

Reply 52

SinsNotTragedies

Original post by Sabertooth

I'm married and we never went on a honeymoon. :sad:

Go on one right now! :ahee:

Reply 53

Hamoody

It would be all :sexface:

for me

Reply 54

Josb

Original post by Reue

Seems everyone just sticks to the '3 weeks on a deserted beach' idea. Lets have some originality! Give me ideas TSR and what would be your dream honeymoon? 3 weeks... £5k.... go!

Just sex. Save £5K.

Reply 55

Sabertooth

Original post by SinsNotTragedies

Go on one right now! :ahee:

I wish!

We're going to New York in July but that's to visit my spouse's mother so not really a "honeymoon". :frown:

Reply 56

SinsNotTragedies

Original post by Sabertooth

I wish!

We're going to New York in July but that's to visit my spouse's mother so not really a "honeymoon". :frown:

Aww, you can make a honeymoon out of it! :giggle:

You're going with each other so it will be great anyway! :h:

Reply 57

Sabertooth

Original post by SinsNotTragedies

Aww, you can make a honeymoon out of it! :giggle:

You're going with each other so it will be great anyway! :h:

Aha, if only. Her mother lives in a 1 bedroom apartment - we'll be sleeping on the couch in the living room. Not really all that romantic!

Reply 58

John55

Book tickets for South of france - get on wrong flight - end up in Amsterdam - red light district - threesome with prostitute - wife realises she's a lesbian - get divorced - get depressed - become a cocaine addict and fund addiction through working as gigolo - get aids - go mad - cut dick off - get in car despite lack of license - run over some people - finally pass out due to blood loss - wake up in hospital - meet doctor Stavlos who has a weird fetish for men without a penis - get discharged - get kidnapped by doctor Stavlos and spend rest of life as his sex toy...