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Original post by the bear
*Morning Campers*

Thank you so much to everyone who made yesterday's Same Sex Spouse Seremony so successful.

The bin men will be very busy when they finally get back to work. better slip them another £50.


*hic* there's a spare bottle of champers, give them that
Original post by iEthan
*hic* there's a spare bottle of champers, give them that


also the Funeral Food which bear™ confiscated from Gavin©

:rofl:
Original post by the bear
also the Funeral Food which bear™ confiscated from Gavin©

:rofl:


:rofl: bloody Gavin® — usherette™ will have to look into a disciplinary for him
Original post by iEthan
:rofl: bloody Gavin® — usherette™ will have to look into a disciplinary for him


tbh since Stacey™ arrived Gavin™ has had concentration problems... he has had unprofessional thoughts about his new colleague :flute:
Original post by the bear
tbh since Stacey™ arrived Gavin™ has had concentration problems... he has had unprofessional thoughts about his new colleague :flute:


This cannot continue :blow: @The Usherette™.. lay down the law…..
Original post by iEthan
This cannot continue :blow: @The Usherette™.. lay down the law…..


*Gavin™ sighs and strums his lute plaintively
*Stacey™ wanders into the Cave™ two hours late. She pouts at Gavin™ who sighs deeply and weeps a sad tear onto his plectrum.
Original post by the bear
*Stacey™ wanders into the Cave™ two hours late. She pouts at Gavin™ who sighs deeply and weeps a sad tear onto his plectrum.


Psst. He's going to use his plectrum to strum on her strings.

Sorry, I always spoil movie twists :colondollar:
What's happening? :gasp:
Original post by queen-bee
What's happening? :gasp:


Gavin™ has fallen under the spell of Stacey™.... he is no use to man or beast in his love-lorn condition. all he can do is mope around twanging his lute mournfully...
twang twang twang.

it's lovelorn Gavin™ and his trusty lute....

[video="youtube;ZRltMej-hSQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRltMej-hSQ[/video]
*a postcard arrives at the Cave™

it is from Unicorne and her latest Spouse... Ms Squirrel



it says "we are having a lovely time in Hawaii... wish you were here"

awww that is so romantic :h:
*Bear™ has given Gavin™ and Stacey™ the day off to visit a theme park. He hopes that love will blossom as they hurtle down the NitroAnnihilator™ at 120 mph. He surreptitiously measured Stacey™ to ensure that she is allowed on.

Soooooo only Usherette™ is on duty... but she has not turned up yet. :colonhash:
Glad to see that they're having such a great time
Original post by sharkbate633
Glad to see that they're having such a great time


i hope that Gavin™ will not try any crazy show-off stunts to impress Stacey™ at the theme park.... it could all go horribly wrong :afraid:
*the Management™ hope that you all enjoyed your Bank Holiday.

Gavin&Stacey™ returned safely from the Theme Park. they are inseparable now :colondollar:

Gavin™ has put his sad lute back in the cupboard and is serenading his beloved with a ukelele instead.

Stacey™ has entered into the Hawaiian vibe by dressing appropriately:

http://www.hawaiiactive.com/img/activity/germaines-luau-1.jpg
*Usherette™ distributes Hawaiian garlands to the visitors... everyone starts swaying to the beautiful steel guitar music :h:

:bhangra:

[video="youtube;fjbiKCzlFZQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjbiKCzlFZQ[/video]
Such soothing and calming music
Original post by sharkbate633
Such soothing and calming music


the Hawaiian islanders are noted for their kindness and welcoming to strangers.

i do not think that when you arrive at Stansted from abroad that they give you a garland of flowers ?

Does this scare anybody else?

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