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I'm giving birth to an alien right now!

I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:

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Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:

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Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:

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Do I need to add "alien" to that family tree? :teehee:
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It could be worse. At least you aren't giving birth to a hedgehog.
Original post by nucdev
Do I need to add "alien" to that family tree? :teehee:
:lol:


Yes please :colondollar:
Reply 4
Maybe try taking something warm?
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:

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Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:

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Your TSR mum is here :hugs: Don't know where the dad is at though... :erm:

I'm sorry to hear about the pains :redface:
Original post by Quantex
It could be worse. At least you aren't giving birth to a hedgehog.


Are you speaking from experience? :frown:
ET call home
So you're not giving birth to the alien right now? Let me know when your waters break...
A hot water bottle or heating pad should help to relax you, and taking some painkillers should help too :smile:
Original post by ravioliyears
Your TSR mum is here :hugs: Don't know where the dad is at though... :erm:

I'm sorry to hear about the pains :redface:


I'm your other mum. Decided you should be child to lesbians. Sorry to hear that. A hot water bottle, warm drink and paracetamol should help?:smile::smile::smile:
@bluemadhatter love meh pls? :frown:
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
I'm your other mum. Decided you should be child to lesbians. Sorry to hear that. A hot water bottle, warm drink and paracetamol should help?:smile::smile::smile:


Are you my wife then? :colondollar: I have such a pwetty wife :ahee:

Sorry @iEthan :hand:
Original post by ravioliyears
Your TSR mum is here :hugs: Don't know where the dad is at though... :erm:

I'm sorry to hear about the pains :redface:

Thank you, you're so much better than my real mum right now :emo:

:hugs:Thank you
Original post by ravioliyears
Are you my wife then? :colondollar: I have such a pwetty wife :ahee:

Sorry @iEthan :hand:


I think so! Aw wifey:colondollar::smile::tongue:
Original post by ravioliyears
Are you my wife then? :colondollar: I have such a pwetty wife :ahee:

Sorry @iEthan :hand:


are my parents getting divorced? :eek:

But yay, I have 3 mums! :colondollar:
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
I think so! Aw wifey:colondollar::smile::tongue:


Hi new mum :hello:
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
I'm your other mum. Decided you should be child to lesbians. Sorry to hear that. A hot water bottle, warm drink and paracetamol should help?:smile::smile::smile:


ill-advised :fyi:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
are my parents getting divorced? :eek:

But yay, I have 3 mums! :colondollar:


Hehe:smile::smile:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Thank you, you're so much better than my real mum right now :emo:

:hugs:Thank you

Np. Have you got a hot water bottle or a wheatbag? I experience the shiz everyday unfortunately :s-smilie: Apply some heat to it and leave it there for a bit?
Original post by Gaya Ramanathan
I think so! Aw wifey:colondollar::smile::tongue:

Hello there wifey :colone: :rofl:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
are my parents getting divorced? :eek:

But yay, I have 3 mums! :colondollar:


Oh yh I forgot about the Mataji :rofl:

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