So one time I was looking at this guy, but I thought he was a woman. He had long hair, and was dressed in feminine clothing, but I saw his face and felt sick
Many... many... many times.
I've also had straight experiences.
Oh come on, "saw his face and felt sick" - don't be so insecure, man.
"People ask a lot if I've had any gay experiences. I have. I've seen a pair of shoes and said, 'I've got to have them.' I've described a cheesecake as 'to die for.' But I've never had the gay experience where a man puts his cock in my mouth and/or bum. And that's the one that counts isn't it?"