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Why do Tory leaders stand with their legs so far apart?



Why do they do it? They look like nutcases.

They look as if they're trying to prove they haven't pooped their pants. Except for Cameron, who looks as though he's an Etonian (not an Old Etonian) viciously imitating a school cleaner.

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Their willies are so big they need some space to breathe.
They haven't adjusted to their human form yet.
They must do a lot of horse-riding and playing polo in their spare time
Reply 4
Original post by IFoundWonderland
Their willies are so big they need some space to breathe.

But is that how men with big willies stand? And who'd vote for someone, or believe what they were saying, just because they had a big knob anyway? Or because they communicated pride in having a big knob. They look like total knobs themselves.
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Original post by lopterton
But is that how men with big willies stand?


Imagine you have a log hanging from your pelvis. It's going to hang down between your thighs. You must seperate your thighs to allow space for said log. Now replace the word log with penis and you get it.
Now that you mention it...

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Reply 7
Original post by IFoundWonderland
Imagine you have a log hanging from your pelvis. It's going to hang down between your thighs. You must seperate your thighs to allow space for said log. Now replace the word log with penis and you get it.

OK I get it now :smile: Osborne must have the biggest penis in the world, or want us to think he has!
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Reply 8
way of displaying dominance
Original post by IFoundWonderland
Imagine you have a log hanging from your pelvis. It's going to hang down between your thighs. You must seperate your thighs to allow space for said log. Now replace the word log with penis and you get it.


so how do you explain this

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then? :holmes::holmes:
Original post by Joinedup
so how do you explain this

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then? :holmes::holmes:


You don't want to know what's under that dress :innocent:.
Rah, Big Dave looking hench on the left.

Original post by lopterton



Original post by IFoundWonderland
Their willies are so big they need some space to breathe.
Nah, I've tried this and it just makes it worse as the trousers get tighter on your crotch. If you don't believe me, grow a penis and try for yourself.
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Reply 12
somewhere an EU body language advisor is laughing to himself
Reply 14


Can't risk falling over and looking like even more of an idiot. :biggrin:
They're just doing their best impression of Ronaldo taking a free kick. Quite accurate if you ask me.
Reply 16
Another one:



Some people vote for these people?

Maybe you're on to something, EuanF, and the reason why they stand like this is to stop themselves falling over?

Tory MP Nicholas Soames's ex-wife says that sleeping with him was like having a wardrobe fall on top of her with the key sticking out. (The greatest putdown in British political history?) So if he stands like it, then it can't always be to do with having a long willy.
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Simon says...

Spread your legs if you want to be Prime Minister on June 24th
Because they think they gangsters

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