They look as if they're trying to prove they haven't pooped their pants. Except for Cameron, who looks as though he's an Etonian (not an Old Etonian) viciously imitating a school cleaner.
Their willies are so big they need some space to breathe.
But is that how men with big willies stand? And who'd vote for someone, or believe what they were saying, just because they had a big knob anyway? Or because they communicated pride in having a big knob. They look like total knobs themselves.
Imagine you have a log hanging from your pelvis. It's going to hang down between your thighs. You must seperate your thighs to allow space for said log. Now replace the word log with penis and you get it.
Imagine you have a log hanging from your pelvis. It's going to hang down between your thighs. You must seperate your thighs to allow space for said log. Now replace the word log with penis and you get it.
OK I get it now Osborne must have the biggest penis in the world, or want us to think he has!
Imagine you have a log hanging from your pelvis. It's going to hang down between your thighs. You must seperate your thighs to allow space for said log. Now replace the word log with penis and you get it.
Their willies are so big they need some space to breathe.
Nah, I've tried this and it just makes it worse as the trousers get tighter on your crotch. If you don't believe me, grow a penis and try for yourself.
Maybe you're on to something, EuanF, and the reason why they stand like this is to stop themselves falling over?
Tory MP Nicholas Soames's ex-wife says that sleeping with him was like having a wardrobe fall on top of her with the key sticking out. (The greatest putdown in British political history?) So if he stands like it, then it can't always be to do with having a long willy.