Only gotten drunk once, was about a month ago.
I'd had alcohol before, but not enough to get me tipsy.
On to the story, it was Prom, we got there and they gave out some weird orangey alcoholic drink, didnt really like it but I drank it anyways, they take some pics and we go inside to start our meal. We get given a glass of wine each, i drink that quickly as well. Neither has affected me at all. Anyways the starter comes and it's some *****y salad so I get up go to the bar and order a Guinness. I sit at the table and my friends (none of whom were drinking) tried to get me to chug it. As i was feeling adventurous i decided to do so. So far so good. Again the Guinness hasnt affected me either. So me and the guy go up to the bar, at this point i wasnt planning on buying myself anything, i was buying a drink for an underage friend. But this guy i barely knew was like "I'm gunna do a shot of tequilla". So i said screw it, and did one as well. This, however was the tipping point. I started getting quite tipsy, and when the main meal came, i ate 3 bites of it and decided I wanted another Guinness. Eventually i get to the bar and i decide to order another shot as well. I do the shot and i get back to my table, and now my dinners gone. So what do I do? I down the next pint of Guinness. I then sit down for a bit, I'm quite jolly and I'm having a good time. Desert comes and I eat all of that, and now the dancing starts. I get up, order another shot and start dancing for some time. I finish dancing go back to the bar, buy another Guinness, back to my table. And this is where I make my fatal mistake. I down this pint too. Next thing I know I've thrown up and my friend's carted me off to the toilet.
Tl;dr:
Got stupidly drunk off 3 shots of Tequilla and 3 pints of Guinness. Threw up and spent the rest of the night barely conscious. But at least there was a video to remember the moment.