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zKlown type of guy who doesn't know the struggle of butter sandwiches
zKlown type of guy who lobbies his local MP to fix potholes
zKlown type of guy to offer strategic advice to Etsy store owners
Original post by swirly
zKlown type of guy who lobbies his local MP to fix potholes


Damn right, the potholes on the road to work are not good for the suspension on my car. It's ludicrous!
Reply 5544
Now thats ludicrous.
Original post by swirly
zKlown type of guy who doesn't know the struggle of butter sandwiches


The margerine has to come out of the fridge a good five minutes before.
Reply 5546
Kenan times it. :colonhash:
Reply 5547
Mayo is such an unnecessary sauce, can't understand people who have it without complimenting it with another sauce
Reply 5548
"People tell me Cristiano Ronaldo is a better player than Diego Maradona, but I watched him against Austria and that's rubbish. Maradona is 100 times better"- Paul Merson.

Amazes me where they find these 'football experts' Guy chats **** every week,
Original post by Rk2k14
Kenan times it. :colonhash:


Kenan type of guy to use milk when he doesn't have time to wait five minutes
Reply 5550
Original post by Rk2k14
"People tell me Cristiano Ronaldo is a better player than Diego Maradona, but I watched him against Austria and that's rubbish. Maradona is 100 times better"- Paul Merson.Amazes me where they find these 'football experts' Guy chats **** every week,


Rank the following players in terms of how good they are/were

Maradona
Zidane
Ronaldinho
Messi
C. Ronaldo
Original post by SA-1
Kenan uses shin pads as protection during sex.


Cute that you think he isn't a virgin...
Reply 5552
Original post by SA-1
Rank the following players in terms of how good they are/were

Maradona
Zidane
Ronaldinho
Messi
C. Ronaldo



Messi

Ronaldo
Maradona
Zidane
Ronaldinho

Wbu?
Wasteman doesn't even consider Pelé
OG Ronaldo >

2005-07 Kaka is probably my favourite player of all time. Fell in love with the guy.
Original post by Kenan and Kel
The margerine has to come out of the fridge a good five minutes before.


just give it a quick blast in the microwave
Reply 5556
^Bet he does that with ice-cream too.

Patience is a virtue.
Original post by Rk2k14
^Bet he does that with ice-cream too.

Patience is a virtue.


Microwaved ice cream is bae
Ever microwaved Nutella?

Ever microwaved Nutella without taking all of the foil cover off?
Reply 5559
Microwaved ice cream is basically milkshake.