Scotland is the North Korea of the UK

Sturgeon won't do anything now. Scotland will face financial oblivion even with oil.

The question is whether they will ever be financially independent enough to go by themselves. I doubt the SNP have the balls to make the necessary adjustments to the public purse to make that happen.

However if Scotland, by some miracle, finds a massive new source of revenue, then there will enough anger in the younger generation to push for a leave vote.

Sturgeon won't do anything now. Scotland will face financial oblivion even with oil.

The question is whether they will ever be financially independent enough to go by themselves. I doubt the SNP have the balls to make the necessary adjustments to the public purse to make that happen.

However if Scotland, by some miracle, finds a massive new source of revenue, then there will enough anger in the younger generation to push for a leave vote.

It is looking increasingly likely that Scotland will turn its back on freedom and democracy in order to pursue its dream of being ruled by a dictatorship. That's what happened when Korea split into North and South. Scotland is set to become like North Korea. The two countries already have so much in common. They are poor, have a fruitloop of a leader and like to think they are powerful and have some importance in the world.

If the Scottish aggressors do split from the UK, I believe we must construct a very large wall on the Scottish border. We will make Scotland pay for the wall by deducting the cost from the money they receive from London. Then we must keep a very close eye on them and Kim Jong Sturge-Un.

On behalf of Scotland, I am in favour of the wall.

However, I feel that we need to negotiate. Scotland will agree to the wall, if you agree to take the Rangers supporters. They want to be English anyways and it'd mean we actually get a non embarrassing vote this time...win win for everyone.

Will you accept Remainer asylum seekers(with Celtic supporting relatives) before it's built?

What is it with low achieving provincials that makes them desperate to go it alone? I can understand economic powerhouses like Venetia or Catalonia wanting to go it alone, but when helpless backwaters like Scotland want to leave, it smells like collective insanity.

I'm just assuming that everyone in Scotland voted Remain for the sake of getting independence. That's the only way I can justify the whole 45-55 thing haha.

Celtic isn't great either. We're getting independence here lads, get those tricolours to fk out of Parkhead. Ireland's got too much awesome identity now with all these videos from the Euros that Scotland's got a lot of ground to make up. We need to have a cracking Curling tournament or something with some rowdy fans to even this sht up cause we're pure dugmeat at football.

Anyways, find yourself a nice Partick Thistle relative (or go ask one of the 5 current Patrick Thistle fans if they're related to you), start deep frying your goods and binge watch some Chewin The Fat and Rab C Nesbitt and we'll pick you up at the border.

I swear we're gonna have Newcastle lads with grappling hooks trying to scale Hadrian's 2.0 like wildlings.

No Still Game required then?

Still Game is the Art of Scotland. It's no Maths or Social Studies but if you want extra credit then Still Game's a def.

Kevin Bridges is German, Billy Connolly is French. Pick one or the other.

Geography is essentially learning that saying Glasgow is the capital will get you done in, but also claiming that Edinburgh is the capital in Glasgow will also get you done in. A further part of the curriculum is studying whether or not Aberdeen can or canny kick a Jellybean.

And PE is realizing that you just wandered into The Gorbals and having to bolt back home.

Pfft...

It is looking increasingly likely that Scotland will turn its back on freedom and democracy in order to pursue its dream of being ruled by a dictatorship. That's what happened when Korea split into North and South. Scotland is set to become like North Korea. The two countries already have so much in common. They are poor, have a fruitloop of a leader and like to think they are powerful and have some importance in the world.

If the Scottish aggressors do split from the UK, I believe we must construct a very large wall on the Scottish border. We will make Scotland pay for the wall by deducting the cost from the money they receive from London. Then we must keep a very close eye on them and Kim Jong Sturge-Un.

What is it with low achieving provincials that makes them desperate to go it alone? I can understand economic powerhouses like Venetia or Catalonia wanting to go it alone, but when helpless backwaters like Scotland want to leave, it smells like collective insanity.