HELP: My Pot Noodle is not cooking!!!

That's up to the… F&D mods… Lucky for us, neither of us mod F&D. What was it that famous French royal said? "Let them eat semi-cooked pot noodle with water specifically too cool for cooking it and then write a post on an Internet forum about it to gain rep". I think I'm slightly paraphrasing.

COME ON, I JUST PUT MY POT NOODLE IN THE KETTLE TO COOK AND:



What do I do now?????

Sounds about right.

I'd have moved it to Physiotherapy (on account of the hand friction thing), but maybe that's just me...

I told you to get that tap.

Now you'll have to get a new kettle instead.

Young people these days. They never listen.

Come on, I can't afford either of those now!!! How to cook Pot Noodles now????

Ask if your neighbour has one of those taps.

If not find some worms, a la @the bear's comment. Even earthworms are fine actually, and they don't even need cooking.

Just a little herding into a can. But be careful when you re-open it.

Troll confirmed.
Thank me later.

Wow thanks for confirming mate!! never would have guessed!!

You need to go out and buy a new hot tap like this one:

[video="youtube;_1Gtsj9O4FY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Gtsj9O4FY[/video]

Only a £1000 or so.

£2,250

£2,250

When it comes to the boil you need to hold the auto-off switch down to keep it boiling for the 2 mins it needs.

Then put it in the freezer until it comes back down to a suitable temperature.