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Girls which CAREER is hottest?

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Original post by ZuluK
Hahaha awww you're making me blush :colondollar:

Eyyy that's great! Good luck with that!!! How long is the internship and grad scheme thingy? When do you find out? :tongue:


Ahaha, I'm glad. Embrace your cutesy-ness :yep:

Well.. the track is usually to get on a spring programme in first year of uni then get an offer to return in the summer of second year for an internship then graduate into the job after third year

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Original post by ZuluK
Oh get the violin out Samosa! :colonhash: Let investment bankers have their time! Always about the accountants isn't it! Always about you! :colonhash:


I just want my time :sad:

Original post by Millieconfused
I'm female :wink:


Oh :colondollar:
Reply 82
They like any profession that makes money.....money that they can spend. :biggrin:
Original post by Lord Samosa
I just want my time :sad:

Oh :colondollar:


Lol accountant is good :console:

Make a thread lol. Accountant v investment banker :creep:
Original post by Millieconfused
Lol accountant is good :console:

Make a thread lol. Accountant v investment banker :creep:


I know that's why I chose this career :smug:

(I did consider IB once, but the long hours and difficulty getting into it put me off :lol:)
Reply 85
Doctor seems attractive but the guy would literally have zero time for their partner
Mmm dat career you got, it's so hot...it---it turns me on soooooo muchhh!! >.> lol
Original post by Millieconfused
The med students at my uni usually dated each other. My ex and some of the other guys were socially awkward, plus for the gold diggers doctors don't get rich till about 30



:toofunny:

@Roadman123


Its a lifestyle that should be respected highly.
Doctor (totally not biased) :smile:,
Original post by Foo.mp3
Deep burn :sad:


Bants <3
Dentist :fan:


Oh I am so very fond of you :wink:. No homo.
Original post by Themini
Oh I am so very fond of you :wink:. No homo.


No homo won't save you now :teehee:

@Trill that would also be true in IB and for top lawyers though :smile:
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Reply 93
Hello girls, Im Dr.Snack. Nice to meet you
Reply 94
Original post by Millieconfused
No homo won't save you now :teehee:

@Trill that would also be true in IB and for top lawyers though :smile:
Totally agree which why I selected investment banker
Original post by PrincessBO$$
Junior doctors are hotter than the older ones :colondollar:


Can confirm.
Original post by Etomidate
Can confirm.


I hate doctors
Original post by JeremyHunt
I hate doctors


Can confirm this also.
Original post by Etomidate
Can confirm this also.


Doesn't Jeremy Hunt only troll the junior doctors? More like Jeremy **** haha

I had a weirdo "junior" in his 30s hit on me once :lolwut: Never going to A & E again :cry:
Reply 99
Original post by Sanaz94
They like any profession that makes money.....money that they can spend. :biggrin:


I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?




And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.




And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

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