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Things that are more pleasurable than masturbating?

I find pooing, peeing, drinking coke, getting a muscle rub, having a shower all more pleasurable than masturbating. Anyone one feel the same way? :wink:
Nah...not really. You could just be into different things from most of us.
cumming down a girls throat
Reply 3
Original post by magicelephant
cumming down a girls throat


:facepalm::facepalm2: Well obviously. I am talking about non-things which involved ejaculation. :colonhash:
Original post by Clockrice
I find pooing, peeing, drinking coke, getting a muscle rub, having a shower all more pleasurable than masturbating. Anyone one feel the same way? :wink:


You missed out ****ing (which doesn't have to involve ejaculation) from your list.
Eating cheese, though for some people I'm sure it's the same thing ... :wink:
Reply 6
Original post by HapaxOromenon3
You missed out ****ing (which doesn't have to involve ejaculation) from your list.


Yes it does. That is the whole purpose of it. :tongue:
Original post by Clockrice
Yes it does. That is the whole purpose of it. :tongue:


I'm 15 so I don't know these things...
Reply 8
Probably getting high off any opiate. Though you really shouldn't be taking them if you don't need them.
Reply 9
Looking in the bank and finding more money than you expected
Original post by fg45344
Probably getting high off any opiate. Though you really shouldn't be taking them if you don't need them.
pooing?

i feel sorry for whoever trys to have sex with you
Reply 12
Eating pizza!!! xDDD

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